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My wife is sleep talking again

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So I lay down in bed and my wife says to me really loud "thanks!!!". I ask 'huh'? She replies "my kayak. You helped put the cover........... Riley, good boy" 10 minutes pass and she yells 'thanks!!!" again.

I always try to talk to her to see if she responds, but usually not much.
 
I remember my dad talking in his sleep a lot when I was younger. Usually he would just swear and yell at the dog.
 
I start to talk with military lingo. Like calling artillery, or just spotting targets.
I guess I have dreams about me in a war.

But I have never had the pleasure of serving.
 
Originally posted by: foghorn67
I start to talk with military lingo. Like calling artillery, or just spotting targets.
I guess I have dreams about me in a war.

But I have never had the pleasure of serving.
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To many video games. 😉
 
I talk in my sleep, enough to wake up my wife - and sometimes scare her. Most of the time she says she talks to me for a little bit and I shut up so that she can go back to sleep.
 
You are so lucky. You never know what she's going to say. The entertainment value ... unless she says something that you are not meant to hear.
 
Originally posted by: dud
You are so lucky. You never know what she's going to say. The entertainment value ... unless she says something that you are not meant to hear.
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exactly. I talk in my sleep too. And Im always afraid im gonna say something not meant for the wifey's ears and i'll wake up to a furious wife
 
My fiance talks in her sleep. She responds to me though, and generally gets very mad at me because I'm always laughing my ass off.

Recent funny one:
*distracted turns tv off after watching it in bed for an hour*
distracted's fiance jolts up: "How did you do that?"
distracted "Do what?"
distrated's fiance points at tv: "How did you do that without getting up"
distraced (now laughing): "Ummm, with the remote"
distracted's fiance: "Stop laughing at me"
distracted: "Go back to sleep"

And all she can do is laugh at the story in the morning.
 
Originally posted by: actuarial
My fiance talks in her sleep. She responds to me though, and generally gets very mad at me because I'm always laughing my ass off.

Recent funny one:
*distracted turns tv off after watching it in bed for an hour*
distracted's fiance jolts up: "How did you do that?"
distracted "Do what?"
distrated's fiance points at tv: "How did you do that without getting up"
distraced (now laughing): "Ummm, with the remote"
distracted's fiance: "Stop laughing at me"
distracted: "Go back to sleep"

And all she can do is laugh at the story in the morning.
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lol
 
I have similiar stories about my girlfriend too, she will be sleeping, but her eyes open, looking at me and talking about the oddest stuff.
 
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
I have similiar stories about my girlfriend too, she will be sleeping, but her eyes open, looking at me and talking about the oddest stuff.
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Ok.

Talking in her sleep: Friggin adorable.

Talking in her sleep with her eyes open, staring at you: Friggin creepy as hell.
 
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
I have similiar stories about my girlfriend too, she will be sleeping, but her eyes open, looking at me and talking about the oddest stuff.
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Ok.

Talking in her sleep: Friggin adorable.

Talking in her sleep with her eyes open, staring at you: Friggin creepy as hell.
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Zombie?
 
Originally posted by: aldamon
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
I have similiar stories about my girlfriend too, she will be sleeping, but her eyes open, looking at me and talking about the oddest stuff.
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Ok.

Talking in her sleep: Friggin adorable.

Talking in her sleep with her eyes open, staring at you: Friggin creepy as hell.
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Zombie?
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Kill her with fire, then nuke the body from orbit...
 
Originally posted by: actuarial
My fiance talks in her sleep. She responds to me though, and generally gets very mad at me because I'm always laughing my ass off.

Recent funny one:
*distracted turns tv off after watching it in bed for an hour*
distracted's fiance jolts up: "How did you do that?"
distracted "Do what?"
distrated's fiance points at tv: "How did you do that without getting up"
distraced (now laughing): "Ummm, with the remote"
distracted's fiance: "Stop laughing at me"
distracted: "Go back to sleep"

And all she can do is laugh at the story in the morning.
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who's "distracted"?
 
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