My wife is sleep talking again

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
"ooooohhh Olds... yeah, right there...."

fixed

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
I have similiar stories about my girlfriend too, she will be sleeping, but her eyes open, looking at me and talking about the oddest stuff.

Ok.

Talking in her sleep: Friggin adorable.

Talking in her sleep with her eyes open, staring at you: Friggin creepy as hell.

I sleep with my eyes open, and talk. It does scare the wife.

 

[krylon]

Originally posted by: dougp

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
I have similiar stories about my girlfriend too, she will be sleeping, but her eyes open, looking at me and talking about the oddest stuff.

Ok.

Talking in her sleep: Friggin adorable.

Talking in her sleep with her eyes open, staring at you: Friggin creepy as hell.

I sleep with my eyes open, and talk. It does scare the wife.

:camera:

 

[Cuda1447]

My wife talks in her sleep ALL the time. I came to bed the other night and start to lay down and she yells "WATCH OUT". I'm like what? She says "You're rolling on them." "Who?" I say. She responds "Teh girls, you're rolling on them!" At this point I realize she's talking about our two mini-dachshunds, but they are not in the room, they are in there pen, where they always are. I tell her that they aren't on the bed and they are sleeping in their pen. She responds with "Whatever, you just don't know" and then goes to sleep. She doesn't respond after that. LOL, she's so mean when she's sleep talking!

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: dud
You are so lucky. You never know what she's going to say. The entertainment value ... unless she says something that you are not meant to hear.

has happened to me, really sucks. the worst part about it is when you wake her up and youre mad, and she has no friggin idea why. then you have to explain it all, and not forget exactly what she said.

 

[gsellis]

😀 I can sympathsize.

My wife also walks in her sleep talking. The time she picked up the VCR and said we needed to buy pizzas was the most classic. I have had to intercept her to keep her from going out of the room (missed one last week).

 

[AstroManLuca]

My dad told me one time my mom started punching him in her sleep because in a dream he had done something terrible. None of my girlfriends have been sleeptalkers, though (or I just didn't notice). I don't sleeptalk either, but apparently I snore.

 

[thescreensavers]

Back when I was in 7th grade, we had one of those 2 night 3day trips, well there was this kid in my grade that warned us about he talks in his sleep and we were all confused. Well night came.

He was apparently dreaming he was on the titanic. He was talking about the boat sinking and some how he had a wife to get on the life boats, and then it seems that he died on the titanic and was complaining that the "coffin was to small" later on we were asking him questions and he would kinda answer them. Funny as hell.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: hanoverphist

Originally posted by: dud
You are so lucky. You never know what she's going to say. The entertainment value ... unless she says something that you are not meant to hear.

has happened to me, really sucks. the worst part about it is when you wake her up and youre mad, and she has no friggin idea why. then you have to explain it all, and not forget exactly what she said.

You wait long enough, you'll find out she's sleeping with Paco, the donkey shlonged gardener.

 

[Kalmah]

That's alot better than what my gf use to do. Such as.. sleepwalking around the house peeing on things.
Good times.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: Kalmah
That's alot better than what my gf use to do. Such as.. sleepwalking around the house peeing on things.
Good times.

.....like your head?....

 

[Kalmah]

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: Kalmah
That's alot better than what my gf use to do. Such as.. sleepwalking around the house peeing on things.
Good times.

.....like your head?....

Actually it was more like tvs, computers.. the inside of storage totes that have things like cds and joysticks in them.. Oh, and my computer chair.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: Kalmah
That's alot better than what my gf use to do. Such as.. sleepwalking around the house peeing on things.
Good times.

.....like your head?....

Actually it was more like tvs, computers.. the inside of storage totes that have things like cds and joysticks in them.. Oh, and my computer chair.

ROFLMFAO, I'm pretty sure you've made a thread about this before right? If true, thats the most freaking hilarious thing I've read all day.

 

[aldamon]

Originally posted by: dougp

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
I have similiar stories about my girlfriend too, she will be sleeping, but her eyes open, looking at me and talking about the oddest stuff.

Ok.

Talking in her sleep: Friggin adorable.

Talking in her sleep with her eyes open, staring at you: Friggin creepy as hell.

I sleep with my eyes open, and talk. It does scare the wife.

Have you been tested for mycoplasma? It might be too late.

 

[Kalmah]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: Kalmah
That's alot better than what my gf use to do. Such as.. sleepwalking around the house peeing on things.
Good times.

.....like your head?....

Actually it was more like tvs, computers.. the inside of storage totes that have things like cds and joysticks in them.. Oh, and my computer chair.

ROFLMFAO, I'm pretty sure you've made a thread about this before right? If true, thats the most freaking hilarious thing I've read all day.

Yeah, I did make a thread about it a long time back.
Now I just chain her to the back porch before I go to bed. 😀

 

[skyking]

My wife started humming a Christmas carol in her sleep right in the thick of the season in mid December.
What the hell, let see what we can do here😛

I start her out with "Silent Night"
She is going along well, and then she does not quite get the high note at "All is calm, all is bright" She goes back to pick it up again?!@!
Got that done, then on Jingle Bells and a host of others. Anything I would start she would finish😀

 

[krylon]

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: Kalmah
That's alot better than what my gf use to do. Such as.. sleepwalking around the house peeing on things.
Good times.

.....like your head?....

Actually it was more like tvs, computers.. the inside of storage totes that have things like cds and joysticks in them.. Oh, and my computer chair.

ROFLMFAO, I'm pretty sure you've made a thread about this before right? If true, thats the most freaking hilarious thing I've read all day.

Yeah, I did make a thread about it a long time back.
Now I just chain her to the back porch before I go to bed. 😀

Sex with dogs is beastiality.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: aldamon

Originally posted by: dougp

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
I have similiar stories about my girlfriend too, she will be sleeping, but her eyes open, looking at me and talking about the oddest stuff.

Ok.

Talking in her sleep: Friggin adorable.

Talking in her sleep with her eyes open, staring at you: Friggin creepy as hell.

I sleep with my eyes open, and talk. It does scare the wife.

Have you been tested for mycoplasma? It might be too late.

Not sure if you mean that as a joke, but I don't see how this would indicate pneumonia or anything that mycoplasma would involve unless you want to explain.

 

[IEC]

I talk in my sleep fairly often. In four different languages to boot... 🙁

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: Kalmah
That's alot better than what my gf use to do. Such as.. sleepwalking around the house peeing on things.
Good times.

.....like your head?....

Actually it was more like tvs, computers.. the inside of storage totes that have things like cds and joysticks in them.. Oh, and my computer chair.

ROFLMFAO, I'm pretty sure you've made a thread about this before right? If true, thats the most freaking hilarious thing I've read all day.

Yeah, I did make a thread about it a long time back.
Now I just chain her to the back porch before I go to bed. 😀

Oh god I remember that thread! It wasn't that long ago, maybe a few months.

 

[judasmachine]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Kalmah

Originally posted by: dr150

Originally posted by: Kalmah
That's alot better than what my gf use to do. Such as.. sleepwalking around the house peeing on things.
Good times.

.....like your head?....

Actually it was more like tvs, computers.. the inside of storage totes that have things like cds and joysticks in them.. Oh, and my computer chair.

ROFLMFAO, I'm pretty sure you've made a thread about this before right? If true, thats the most freaking hilarious thing I've read all day.

Yeah, I did make a thread about it a long time back.
Now I just chain her to the back porch before I go to bed. 😀

Oh god I remember that thread! It wasn't that long ago, maybe a few months.

Yeah I remember that one too! Fun times.