My roommate lacks reasoning skills.

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: HotChic
This is TGG, right? I love how you post roommate stories when your roomie reads the forums.

TGG is his former roommate.

Tyler seems to pick all the "winners" as roommates (or they pick him)

 

[SportSC4]

you should have told him that black widow spider snakes are sometimes preyed upon by claw shrimps

 

[faenix]

made my day

 

[Aimster]

You want to switch?

 

[element]

When are you fvckers going to get it?

drugs are bad mmk?

 

[db]

Your roommate is a transsexual. It's time you knew that.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: zzzz
syringer?

:thumbsdown:

 

[effee]

Originally posted by: notfred
So "Venom ER" is on TV, and there's this kid in the hospital who was bitten by a black widow spider.
My roommate hasn't been watching, and he asks, "What kind of snake was he bitten by?"
I say, "a black widow spider"
He says, "I've never heard of a black widow spider snake"

Yeah.

I've never heard of a black widow spider snake