My roommate lacks reasoning skills.

[notfred]

So "Venom ER" is on TV, and there's this kid in the hospital who was bitten by a black widow spider.
My roommate hasn't been watching, and he asks, "What kind of snake was he bitten by?"
I say, "a black widow spider"
He says, "I've never heard of a black widow spider snake"

Yeah.

 

[aplefka]

Sarcasm?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Punch him in the mouth.

- M4H

 

[yllus]

I hate spider snakes. Always slithering around on their, uh, legs.

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Punch him in the mouth.

- M4H

:thumbsup:

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: yllus
I hate spider snakes. Always slithering around on their, uh, legs.

You know what I hate? Rainbows.

"You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your a$$, and you'll be all like, "Hey! Get out of my a$$ you stupid rainbows!""

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Sarcasm?

He was dead serious, he had no idea I was talking about a spider and not a snake.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: notfred
So "Venom ER" is on TV, and there's this kid in the hospital who was bitten by a black widow spider.
My roommate hasn't been watching, and he asks, "What kind of snake was he bitten by?"
I say, "a black widow spider"
He says, "I've never heard of a black widow spider snake"

Yeah.

8/10... thats a keeper...

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: aplefka
Sarcasm?

He was dead serious, he had no idea I was talking about a spider and not a snake.

Maybe he thought it was like those fatass spider scorpion things that were posted on here sometime last March or so. Some animals have names from different species, maybe he's just thinking like that.

 

[FoBoT]

wow, nice
neither have i

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Did you tell him it was a spider and not a snake?

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Thin Lizzy
Did you tell him it was a spider and not a snake?

Yeah, after the exchange in the first post, I repeated myself a couple times and then he says, "...OH! ok."

 

[n0cmonkey]

:laugh:

 

[imported_Lucifer]

lol

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Punch him in the mouth.

- M4H

this, sounds like the most acceptable course of action.

 

[zzzz]

syringer?

 

[alexjohnson16]

It sounds like your roommate should lack the ability to breath...

 

[HappyPuppy]

It sounds like your roomie has more important things on his mind, like maybe sex, booze, drugs and rock n roll.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
It sounds like your roomie has more important things on his mind, like maybe sex, booze, drugs and rock n roll.

or a lint ball from his pocket

im going with "punch him in the mouth" on this one, with an added "rip his eyes out with a melon-baller"

 

[rh71]

is he blonde ?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Punch him in the mouth.

- M4H

this, sounds like the most acceptable course of action.

That, or throw a brick at his truck.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Does he work in the service industry?

 

[phonemonkey]

Does he work for a grocery store? This sounds suspiciously stupid enough to be a caller for my company.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: notfred
So "Venom ER" is on TV, and there's this kid in the hospital who was bitten by a black widow spider.
My roommate hasn't been watching, and he asks, "What kind of snake was he bitten by?"
I say, "a black widow spider"
He says, "I've never heard of a black widow spider snake"

Yeah.

Funniest thing I've seen today. Thanks.

 

[AreaCode707]

This is TGG, right? I love how you post roommate stories when your roomie reads the forums.