My roommate is annoying

[Yolner]

Its getting really old. I cant get any fvcking sleep because of the friggin hamsters humping all night. Get a fvcking room you bastards.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Its getting really old. I cant get any fvcking sleep because of the friggin hamsters humping all night. Get a fvcking room you bastards.

Jealous?

 

[Yolner]

Not really shes fat and ugly.

 

[Crusty]

LMAO

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Not really shes fat and ugly.

yup, sounds like jealousy.

 

[Yolner]

Heres a PIC

EDIT: I love seeng the fat jiggle as she gets out of his bed in the morning *barf*

 

[lavagirl669]

he's humping her in the same room as you?

dam, that sure is classy.....and fat and ugly too?
how enticing.

 

[Sentinel]

LMAO

get a camera on that action and sell it!

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
he's humping her in the same room as you?

dam, that sure is classy.....and fat and ugly too?
how enticing.

Yes its fvcked up.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Heres a PIC

EDIT: I love seeng the fat jiggle as she gets out of his bed in the morning *barf*

I'd hit it

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Heres a PIC

EDIT: I love seeng the fat jiggle as she gets out of his bed in the morning *barf*

Tell her to eat something jeez

Maybe they are hinting they want some private time and when you leave they will use your bed

 

[element]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Heres a PIC

EDIT: I love seeng the fat jiggle as she gets out of his bed in the morning *barf*

She's so wet...

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Its getting really old. I cant get any fvcking sleep because of the friggin hamsters humping all night. Get a fvcking room you bastards.

Set up a webcam! :evil:

 

[kami]

Originally posted by: Yolner
Heres a PIC

EDIT: I love seeng the fat jiggle as she gets out of his bed in the morning *barf*

"San Diego....I believe it means a Whale's Vagina"

I hope someone else here has seen Anchorman.

 

[MichaelD]

Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because i have my standards. This guy apparently humps anything with a vagina.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Yolner
Its getting really old. I cant get any fvcking sleep because of the friggin hamsters humping all night. Get a fvcking room you bastards.

Set up a webcam! :evil:

Agreed. DO IT OR BAN :|

 

[CraigRT]

I'd be annoyed too... I couldn't care less if "I wasn't getting any" at the time... that's just rude and lame.

 

[Yolner]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Yolner
Its getting really old. I cant get any fvcking sleep because of the friggin hamsters humping all night. Get a fvcking room you bastards.

Set up a webcam! :evil:

Agreed. DO IT OR BAN :|

I dont think you want to see that.

 

[FoBoT]

humping a hamster?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Yolner

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Whatever dude!!! His GF may be a whale, but YOUR GF is your right hand. Putting lipstick on it and slathering it in Jerkins Lotion doesn't dismiss the fact that he's actually porking a real girl and you....well...you are still jerkin' the gerkin'.

I may not get laid as much but thats only because i have my standards. This guy apparently humps anything with a vagina.

A man after my own heart! He's GETTING LAID. You're not allowed to "have standards" until you're very close to 30 or so.

I've made many mistakes in my life. However, I've learned that ANY nookie is infinitely better than no nookie at all. I have standards too. Then after going home with my right hand for about 3 months or so...those standards go the hell out the window and anything female, clean and willing is fair game.

 

[lavagirl669]

ok....do they at least have the covers over them
while they do it?

jesus....

 

[OutHouse]

dude just get a 6 D-Cell mag light with a Krypton bulb and shine it on them when they are really into it

 

[coinz]

LOL!!

 

[Cannabis]

I have a friend in your same situation. I told him just to go and try and start a conversation with them when they start and they will probably get annoyed and leave.