My roommate is an asshole.

[Shawn]

I confronted him right now and he said he didn't do it. Right.....

 

[UncleWai]

Rat poison does wonders.....

 

[Jeff7]

Wow, you guys have a dishwasher? In the apartment, the dishes pile up until the food on the bottom layers starts to decay and stink. They get washed about every 3 weeks. Fortunately, I keep my dishes separate so I don't have to deal with the Dish Wars.

I do so look forward to having my own apartment next semester.

 

[AkumaX]

go make sexy time

 

[newb111]

did he just see you in your underwear?

 

[Agentbolt]

Posting about it on ATOT was a good first step.

Next: Locking yourself in your room and listening to Dashboard Confessional and crying about how unfair the world is.

Stick to your plan and by 2055 I believe you will solve this problem.

 

[her209]

When I was living with two girls, and I was doing the dishes, one of them came up and said "Wow... doing the dishes!?" I was like "WTF? Get over yourself. I do the dishes all the time." Its not as if she was asking what I was doing, but rather implying that I never clean up after myself, which is completely untrue.

 

[Shortcut]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Stab him with the knives.

gotta bellow, "This is SPAAAAAAAAAAARTA!" while you do it...or it doesn't count.

 

[LS20]

dont worry, that lifestyle wont work out for people like that in the long run

 

[WHAMPOM]

Send his parents a bill for cleaning up after their ill trained boob.