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leon94

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
I have a girlfriend.
At least you think she's a girl. A word of advice squirt, don't take it for granted the person you are cybering with is a female, more than likely it's some Uncle Bob .


Me and my girlfriend

My girlfriend is local and lives near me.

Mini pwn.

Red dawn, as much as I want to side with you, I can believe that this *is* his girl friend though she looks like shes 11 or 12...
:roll: I'm just fscking with him you idiot. I have no doubt that's him and his GF (she's a little cutie). The reason I'm messing with him is because he's talking like he's some expert or experienced cocks-man even though he might have only tagged that little piece of ass a few times. Well that's excusable because he's only 14. You on the other hand don't have the excuse of youth and inexperience for your idiocy.

BTW I'd rather be "pwned" by him than having the Forum Idiot agreeing with me.

Maybe I am not a expert but at least I am learning and willing to make mistakes.
That's nice, now PM me your PayPal info and I'll send you $.35 so you can call someone who gives a sh!t:roll:

Ok
 

letdown427

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Originally posted by: leon94
So many jealous people.

Care to expand on that? Yes, jealous people exist, and are doubtless numerous. Are you expecting us to infer that you think we are jealous of you?
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Red Dawn how old are you?
Let's just say that I enjoyed your mother's company in the back of that old VW bus at Woodstock.

Wow your old enough to be my father.
And that little piece of ass you are fumbling around with is young enough to be my daughter. Good for you she isn't because if she was I'd stick my boot so far up your skinny ass the flavor of shoe leather would be the only thing you'd be tasting for a long time.
 

leon94

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Red Dawn how old are you?
Let's just say that I enjoyed your mother's company in the back of that old VW bus at Woodstock.

Wow your old enough to be my father.
And that little piece of ass you are fumbling around with is young enough to be my daughter. Good for you she isn't because if she was I'd stick my boot so far up your skinny ass the flavor of shoe leather would be the only thing you'd be tasting for a long time.

Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?
 

letdown427

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Originally posted by: leon94
Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?

I think he just meant he wouldn't want you ploughing his daughter. But then, what father does want someone nailing his daughter? You don't want to start another under age sex thread.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Red Dawn how old are you?
Let's just say that I enjoyed your mother's company in the back of that old VW bus at Woodstock.

Wow your old enough to be my father.
And that little piece of ass you are fumbling around with is young enough to be my daughter. Good for you she isn't because if she was I'd stick my boot so far up your skinny ass the flavor of shoe leather would be the only thing you'd be tasting for a long time.

Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?
Well since the that little girl isn't my daughter there's no problem but if she was my daughter the fact that a little snotgobbler like you was banging her, possibly getting her knocked up with your flawed seed thus leaving some little carpet crawler with your fscked up DNA for me to raise, I think it would be reason enough to wring your scrawny little chicken neck.

 

leon94

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Originally posted by: letdown427
Originally posted by: leon94
Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?

I think he just meant he wouldn't want you ploughing his daughter. But then, what father does want someone nailing his daughter? You don't want to start another under age sex thread.

Do you remember when you were young? Our parents don't know and won't. Its not like we don't both want it.

 

letdown427

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Originally posted by: leon94

Do you remember when you were young? Our parents don't know and won't. Its not like we don't both want it.

I am young (especially compared to Red Dawn :p). As I interpreted his comment, he's not saying you shouldn't be having sex, neither am I, simply that he wouldn't want you having sex with his daughter. That's all. I don't care if you p!ss on each other and snort cocaine, and I don't think he does either.

 

leon94

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Red Dawn how old are you?
Let's just say that I enjoyed your mother's company in the back of that old VW bus at Woodstock.

Wow your old enough to be my father.
And that little piece of ass you are fumbling around with is young enough to be my daughter. Good for you she isn't because if she was I'd stick my boot so far up your skinny ass the flavor of shoe leather would be the only thing you'd be tasting for a long time.

Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?
Well since the that little girl isn't my daughter there's no problem but if she was my daughter the fact that a little snotgobbler like you was banging her, possibly getting her knocked up with your flawed seed thus leaving some little carpet crawler with your fscked up DNA for me to raise, I think it would be reason enough to wring your scrawny little chicken neck.

That wouldn't happen because we both know about protection. I know there are still risks but you have to take risks.

Do you remember being young?

We both agree to it.

 

leon94

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Originally posted by: letdown427
Originally posted by: leon94

Do you remember when you were young? Our parents don't know and won't. Its not like we don't both want it.

I am young (especially compared to Red Dawn :p). As I interpreted his comment, he's not saying you shouldn't be having sex, neither am I, simply that he wouldn't want you having sex with his daughter. That's all. I don't care if you p!ss on each other and snort cocaine, and I don't think he does either.


Ok but its not like he would know.

 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Red Dawn how old are you?
Let's just say that I enjoyed your mother's company in the back of that old VW bus at Woodstock.

Wow your old enough to be my father.
And that little piece of ass you are fumbling around with is young enough to be my daughter. Good for you she isn't because if she was I'd stick my boot so far up your skinny ass the flavor of shoe leather would be the only thing you'd be tasting for a long time.

Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?
Well since the that little girl isn't my daughter there's no problem but if she was my daughter the fact that a little snotgobbler like you was banging her, possibly getting her knocked up with your flawed seed thus leaving some little carpet crawler with your fscked up DNA for me to raise, I think it would be reason enough to wring your scrawny little chicken neck.

That wouldn't happen because we both know about protection. I know there are still risks but you have to take risks.

Do you remember being young?

We both agree to it.
Yeah and I wouldn't want someone like me when I was young even being within 100 feet of any daughter I might of had.

 

leon94

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Red Dawn how old are you?
Let's just say that I enjoyed your mother's company in the back of that old VW bus at Woodstock.

Wow your old enough to be my father.
And that little piece of ass you are fumbling around with is young enough to be my daughter. Good for you she isn't because if she was I'd stick my boot so far up your skinny ass the flavor of shoe leather would be the only thing you'd be tasting for a long time.

Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?
Well since the that little girl isn't my daughter there's no problem but if she was my daughter the fact that a little snotgobbler like you was banging her, possibly getting her knocked up with your flawed seed thus leaving some little carpet crawler with your fscked up DNA for me to raise, I think it would be reason enough to wring your scrawny little chicken neck.

That wouldn't happen because we both know about protection. I know there are still risks but you have to take risks.

Do you remember being young?

We both agree to it.
Yeah and I wouldn't want someone like me when I was young even being within 100 feet of any daughter I might of had.

lol

Yeah but how would you even know? You can't.
 

letdown427

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Originally posted by: leon94
Ok but its not like he would know.

And why don't your parents know? Probably because you know they wouldn't like it much, which is all that Red Dawn was saying (IMO).
 

leon94

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Originally posted by: letdown427
Originally posted by: leon94
Ok but its not like he would know.

And why don't your parents know? Probably because you know they wouldn't like it much, which is all that Red Dawn was saying (IMO).

I don't think they would allow us and would kick me out. I think her parents would do the same thing.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Red Dawn how old are you?
Let's just say that I enjoyed your mother's company in the back of that old VW bus at Woodstock.

Wow your old enough to be my father.
And that little piece of ass you are fumbling around with is young enough to be my daughter. Good for you she isn't because if she was I'd stick my boot so far up your skinny ass the flavor of shoe leather would be the only thing you'd be tasting for a long time.

Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?
Well since the that little girl isn't my daughter there's no problem but if she was my daughter the fact that a little snotgobbler like you was banging her, possibly getting her knocked up with your flawed seed thus leaving some little carpet crawler with your fscked up DNA for me to raise, I think it would be reason enough to wring your scrawny little chicken neck.

That wouldn't happen because we both know about protection. I know there are still risks but you have to take risks.

Do you remember being young?

We both agree to it.
Yeah and I wouldn't want someone like me when I was young even being within 100 feet of any daughter I might of had.

lol

Yeah but how would you even know? You can't.
The first time I saw your pimply little face around her I'd know.
 

letdown427

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Just because you don't know something doesn't mean you can't not want it. As in, you might be about to get robbed and killed in 5minutes, you don't know that, but it doesn't therefore mean you can't not want that to happen.

You seem to be fond of this 'not knowing' thing.
 

leon94

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: leon94
Red Dawn how old are you?
Let's just say that I enjoyed your mother's company in the back of that old VW bus at Woodstock.

Wow your old enough to be my father.
And that little piece of ass you are fumbling around with is young enough to be my daughter. Good for you she isn't because if she was I'd stick my boot so far up your skinny ass the flavor of shoe leather would be the only thing you'd be tasting for a long time.

Whats the problem if we both agree with having sex and we both know the risks ?
Well since the that little girl isn't my daughter there's no problem but if she was my daughter the fact that a little snotgobbler like you was banging her, possibly getting her knocked up with your flawed seed thus leaving some little carpet crawler with your fscked up DNA for me to raise, I think it would be reason enough to wring your scrawny little chicken neck.

That wouldn't happen because we both know about protection. I know there are still risks but you have to take risks.

Do you remember being young?

We both agree to it.
Yeah and I wouldn't want someone like me when I was young even being within 100 feet of any daughter I might of had.

lol

Yeah but how would you even know? You can't.
The first time I saw your pimply little face around her I'd know.


What if you never even knew she had a boyfriend?