My parents owned me

[The Godfather]

God damnit! I wanted a flip phone ever since a year ago. I called T-Mobile and they told me that i need a 2 year plan to get free flip phones. My mom yelled at me and bitched and told me not to. Then she buys some cheap bitchass phone (she buys it with a rebate) and the next day my dad gets 2 flip phones. He doesn't get a 3rd one due to my mom buying that ****** rebate crap. Now they both have flip phones, i don't and i turn out to be the bad guy.

Edit: And no, if you're gonna flame me for being spoiled you can kiss my ass because i've been through more than any of you can imagine so don't try that crap with me.

/My mom doesn't need a flip phone. I GAVE her my phone when her's broke, and i was stuck without a phone for over a month.


They should also wash your mouth out with soap.

 

[kranky]

I pray that nothing really bad ever happens to you.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Tell them to return it and get a second flip added on to the plan. Or...be less of a cheap prick and pay for your own?

 

[her209]

Some one call the whammmbulance.

 

[BW86]

Take one of your parents flip phones and replace the sim card with yours.

 

[Eeezee]

Wow, you have it so rough, what with your parents giving you a cell phone but it turned out to be the wrong one...

Did the car they buy you turn out to be the wrong one too?

 

[sniperruff]

waaa waaaaaaaa

 

[MercenaryForHire]

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
THESE WOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND THEY WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOT HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

- M4H

 

[Ronstang]

Damn your life is rough.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: her209
Some one call the whammmbulance.

This kid is a frosh in HS. I laugh at you child. I didn't get a cell phone until my boss paid for mine, like a month before I moved out.

 

[JRock]

Table Saw
Door Hinge
Duct Tape
Profit?

 

[Ulfwald]

Life is never fair is it? Shut the heck up and deal with it you freakin crybaby.

 

[Ulfwald]

Life is never fair is it? Shut the heck up and deal with it you freakin crybaby.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
THESE WOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND THEY WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOT HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

- M4H

FTW.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Wow, this thread is such flamebait. -_-

 

[Bozono]

Well, you still have time to exchange the gifts you got for them.:evil:

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Life is never fair is it? Shut the heck up and deal with it you freakin crybaby.

So important you had to post it twice.

 

[rsd]

Hope this is a really bad parody

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
THESE WOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND THEY WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOT HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

- M4H

FTW.

Go M4H

 

[The Godfather]

Wow you guys are such dumbasses. So now nobody has to have anything good in their life if they can afford it?

BTW: I was going to get the flip phones but if my mom bitched like crazy about the plan.

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
THESE WOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND THEY WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOT HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

- M4H

QFT.

 

[Lurknomore]

Originally posted by: her209
Some one call the whammmbulance.

Seems like this particular vehicle's been pretty busy as of late.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Hm...now that I think about it...wrap it up and give it to your parents for Christmas. Tell them it's a gift for both of them.

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: Bozono
Well, you still have time to exchange the gifts you got for them.:evil:

Then you can keep the money your parents gave you for the gifts.

 

[Ulfwald]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Life is never fair is it? Shut the heck up and deal with it you freakin crybaby.

So important you had to post it twice.

Sometimes you have to tell little brats things twice.