My new favorite site: Emails from an Asshole

KDOG

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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HAR!!! "Go back to making sandwiches you f*cking wise and beautiful woman" I just about fell out of the chair at that one!
 

TipsyMcStagger

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Sep 19, 2003
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Pure gold

"My truck is pretty big. It is a Mazda Miata and it can hold around 3 people. You will probably have to sit on Steve's lap. He's fat though, so it will be somewhat comfortable to sit on. Are you attractive? My only concern is that Steve may get turned on when you are sitting on his lap. If this is an issue, you can sit on Josh's lap because he is gay. The only problem with that is that if you are fat, you may crush him because he is a small dude. But if you are fat you can probably just sit on Steve's lap without him getting aroused. "
 

coldmeat

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Jul 10, 2007
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The ride to Bonnaroo one is the best so far.

"My truck is pretty big. It is a Mazda Miata..." LMAO
 

BlackTigers

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Jan 15, 2006
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"I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger. "

That had me in tears.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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:laugh: I'm not even sure how long I've been on the site but it is funny as fuck.