My Neighbor Is Stealing My Water

[blckgrffn]

lol, I had high hopes for this thread too, but the post-it note solution is probably the best real world solution.

If it doesn't cure the problem, however, escalation is required :evil:

 

[JinLien]

Originally posted by: EGGO
Get a new hose and line the inside with weed killer.

LOL!


[add] My first though was that the idea is great, however back shiponage/contaminate your household potable water with weed killer isn't a good idea.

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: smut
put milk in his gas tank, that will teach him a lesson and he wont know you did it if your good unless you want him to know. But i'd do it without him knowing so you wont catch a charge. And for every dollar of water he takes, just remember you made him pay for a new engine and laugh like a lunatic.

No, not MILK! Try Bleach! Remember that "MythBuster" episode where they were trying to kill a car engine with diff. chemicals, etc? Bleach works real good **LMAO**
**singin'**........ I be SMOKIN'! Smokin' to the east, Smokin' to the west.....................

 

[RCN]

Originally posted by: JinLien

Originally posted by: EGGO
Get a new hose and line the inside with weed killer.

LOL!


[add] My first though was that the idea is great, however back shiponage/contaminate your household potable water with weed killer isn't a good idea.

a $3 backflow preventer will solve that. Well worth the $3

 

[MDE]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: smut
put milk in his gas tank, that will teach him a lesson and he wont know you did it if your good unless you want him to know. But i'd do it without him knowing so you wont catch a charge. And for every dollar of water he takes, just remember you made him pay for a new engine and laugh like a lunatic.

No, not MILK! Try Bleach! Remember that "MythBuster" episode where they were trying to kill a car engine with diff. chemicals, etc? Bleach works real good **LMAO**
**singin'**........ I be SMOKIN'! Smokin' to the east, Smokin' to the west.....................

Anything that isn't gas will mess up the car enough. A couple gallons of Diesel fuel would do fine. I'd go with the most fitting liquid though- water. Lots of it.

 

[JDrake]

I could only imagine if the UPS man read that

 

[phaxmohdem]

When he leaves one day, go around his house and turn all of his spigots on full blast, then break off the handles, and weld them in the open posistion...

OR wait until hes gone again, grab on of his hoses, feed it through an open window in his house and let her rip.

 

[aidanjm]

what kind of person would actually stoop to stealing the next door's water?

 

[TitanDiddly]

You're a baron of the yard too, so I imagine that you have a walk-behind fertilizer spreader.

Fill it with rock salt, walk a random trail through his yard.

 

[Patrick Wolf]

E-mail this thread to him.

I think he'll get the idea.

 

[PsYkHoTiK]

Originally posted by: Zebo
ROFL What kind of cheap SOB steals water?

Yea lol...

I think that weed killer lined hose is pretty interesting...

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

Originally posted by: dartworth
set up a webcam
take pics for proof
have lawyer send neighbor pics with last 6 water bills
neighbor pays water bills
profit

/thread

Ser is tho

 

[mugs]

If he's stealing your water, he's probably siphoning your gas too. Better fill your gas tank with something that'll destroy his car.

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
b) Write my initials in his lawn using Round Up


but make it his initials, not yours

Did that once but used fertilizer.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: AMDUALY

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Mike
:roll:

Im not saying he needs to go over there, ring the door bell, and punch him in the face. A post-it note that tells him if he doesn't stop stealing from him, then they'll need to have a "chat" ...way to be a < >.

He needs to go contact the police so the police can have a "chat" with him, or he needs to go confront him man to man and talk about how he knows whats going on.

I agree that confronting him man-to-man is the better option, but a post-it note is much less lame than calling the cops. You're going to waste your time, his time, and the policeman's time over maybe a dollar of water? Please.

$1 of water? For all we or the OP know, this guy could be using his hose for months or years now. I personally would get evidence and take him to court.

I don't think it would be worth it to take him to court over using his hose

:laugh:

 

[Juno]

no updates?

 

[NFS4]

Just stick a huge sign in the gound beside the hose that says "FVCK OFF"

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Juno
no updates?

 

[essasin]

Make A Moat around your house with his water.