Man all i gotta say is these are the types of threads i come on anandtech for....had me just laughing when i read it!!
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From bash.org -Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: silverpig
Oh oh oh!!! I nominate this for someone to submit to the bash.org top 50 quotes. We'll just edit it so it looks like this was told on IRC.
<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed.
<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"
<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her.
<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no.
<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"
<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.
<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it.
<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at:
<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.
<silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your 3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about that.
[added me in there cause it's my idea]
Quote added as #80322
Quote #80322 does not exist.
My mom is a homophobe.
One day when she really pissed me off after 2 weeks mntal abuse, I said I was gay and a drug user and wanted to come clean with her.
The intended result of having her cry worked.
I didn't let on for a day. She told my Dad when he got back from work. My Dad said B.S. and dismissed it outright. But my mom continue believing it. The next day I told her I wasn't gay, and it should be a lesson to her for always thinking I'm the f*cked up one in the family.
I played to her prejudices and I hope she matured somewhat with regards to such issues.
One day when she really pissed me off after 2 weeks mntal abuse, I said I was gay and a drug user and wanted to come clean with her.
The intended result of having her cry worked.
I didn't let on for a day. She told my Dad when he got back from work. My Dad said B.S. and dismissed it outright. But my mom continue believing it. The next day I told her I wasn't gay, and it should be a lesson to her for always thinking I'm the f*cked up one in the family.
I played to her prejudices and I hope she matured somewhat with regards to such issues.
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: ScottyB
My mom thinks you're gay too.
Yeah, but your dad KNOWS he is gay
:Q
looking at some of these posts, I'm not convinced that some of you wouldn't react the same way.
(But I can't think of a possible use for a male-to-male s-video connector)
(But I can't think of a possible use for a male-to-male s-video connector)
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