My mom thinks I'm gay

[dethman]

lol

 

[GeekDrew]

Dude... your mom is insane. I hope for your sake you aren't actually gay or bi.

But anywayz... that's still funny

 

[SociallyChallenged]

ROFL!

 

[NumbaJuan]

Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Bring a girl home and boink her while your door is open. That'll prove something.

booya..boink-boink!

 

[dman]

box that said male to male on it. I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at: It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord :Q

There's no real point to this post except to warn you to be careful of where you put your video cord boxes in order to avoid misunderstandings.

Hahahahah! Best post evar!

I don't know why mom mom doesn't trust me

I'm late, so, if this has already been covered forgive me...

Have you told her your gay yet?

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<- Feels sorry for you.

 

[sharkeeper]

Good thing you don't work with pipe and fittings for a living...

Imagine boxes labeled male adapters, brass nipples, dope, petcocks, etc.

Cheers!

 

[toant103]

hahahaha

 

[CubicZirconia]

good lord.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

LOL!

 

[66FMC]

to funny

 

[SSP]

HAHAHHAAHAH!!!! Man... no food for you because youre gay!

 

[Alphazero]

How are you going to explain the dildos?

 

[VBboy]

Well, do you like boys?

 

[nta]

thats some funnyass shiz

 

[nta]

most of the time the mom would think of their gay son as straight, first for everything though

 

[DivideBYZero]

Next, order a '9 pin Male to Female Gender Changer' and leave it in the kitchen for her to find.

Seriously, she has got a problem. Start acting Gay, just to sh!t her up.

 

[Jimbo]

She is always suspcious of me. When I was installing my sound card, she was like "Is that something for pronography?"

That my son is SIG LINE MATERIAL!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Jimbo
She is always suspcious of me. When I was installing my sound card, she was like "Is that something for pronography?"

That my son is SIG LINE MATERIAL!

Huh huh, it's got a lot of JACKS in it. So many holes...

 

[iamme]

ROFL, funny story

 

[Wozster]

Hate to break it to you, but your mom is a fscking idiot.

 

[alm99]

Maybe your mom already thinks your gay and is afraid that one day it will be confirmed and thats why she misunderstood the box description
:Q

 

[xirtam]

Tell her you needed a male-to-male interface to properly hook up.

Or...

You: "Any dinner for me, Mom?"

Her: "No, no dinner for you."

You: "Ok, I'll go back in my closet for awhile. Call me if you want me to come out."

 

[DivideBYZero]

Hehe, no dinner cause you're Gay!

If you bring home your new boyfriend she'll probably pi$$ in your bed.

 

[IGBT]

A porno sound card??...........:Q

 

[Nitemare]

Stick with the male female connectors....you can never go wrong with those.