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My mom said she doesnt want anything for her birthday

Yes, a gift to re-enforce her domestication a la the 1950's studio role of a housewife.

I love how it is so politically incorrect to ever think about getting a woman something that helps with cleaning, cooking, sewing, etc. If I (I'm not female) had a vacuum that sucked, a new one would be a welcome gift. Heck, even a vacuum that is better than the one I'm currently using would be a welcome gift.

My mother was anything but a house wife and I'm pretty sure she would love a vacuum as a gift.

It has nothing to do with "enforcing 1950's gender roles" and everything to do with the person you are giving the gift to.
 
Yes, a gift to re-enforce her domestication a la the 1950's studio role of a housewife.

Yet, if I get my dad a new powertoool there's nothing wrong with that. :hmm:

Sorry, but you get a present that the person will like and use. If his mom would like and use a vacuum then it's perfectly fine to get her that. It would be insulting to her to base her gift on anything other than what she really wants.
 
Yes, a gift to re-enforce her domestication a la the 1950's studio role of a housewife.

A grown son's gift to his Mom doesn't have to be romantic. Between adults, useful if GOOD.

Also, Shorty, major props to your Mom! :thumbsup:
 
For reference: She served 26 years in the Navy, got two masters degrees and runs the law office which represents Google on the east coast.

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D***head

so thats why shortylickens is like he is, this is a case of RMS

(rich mommy syndrome)

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edit: but that is a nice vaccuum, mine sucks cuz it doesnt suck
 
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Sound to me like the OP has an awesome mom and wanted to give her something that sucks more than he does.:awe:
 
Was it in the form of a pome?

no but i could make it one...

"have you recieved my report that he swared?
if you did, do you honestly care?
cuz personally i thought
that youd be quite distraught
by his swaring, and ban him with flair."
 
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have you received my report yet, that he swared?

Your report was inaccurate, mystifying, and ultimately incomprehensible. I swear you're an idiot, though.

Finally, as I personally imagine you, you're bald and pink-skinned with a roll of loose flesh hanging, mushroom-cap like, down around your head, so, yeah, you probably are a pene-cabeza.
 
Your report was inaccurate, mystifying, and ultimately incomprehensible. I swear you're an idiot, though.

Finally, as I personally imagine you, you're bald and pink-skinned with a roll of loose flesh hanging, mushroom-cap like, down around your head, so, yeah, you probably are a pene-cabeza.

Damn it, Why the hell don't you take actions against dickheads that sware? It is shit like this....

😛
 
For reference: She served 26 years in the Navy, got two masters degrees and runs the law office which represents Google on the east coast.

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Dickhead

whoa.. much respect to her!

I will say that i give as much respect to a housewife. Its not as easy as people think (though far to many do sit around and do shit). my mother was one and i can remember her busting her rear cleaning, cooking, etc. even when times were tough we had a good dinner (everything was homecooked) and clothes were mended and cleaned.
 
Your report was inaccurate, mystifying, and ultimately incomprehensible. I swear you're an idiot, though.

Finally, as I personally imagine you, you're bald and pink-skinned with a roll of loose flesh hanging, mushroom-cap like, down around your head, so, yeah, you probably are a pene-cabeza.

fuck you perk. whats wrong with being bald :'(

/sniff..

not my fault my hair fell out..sniff...
 
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