My mom said she doesnt want anything for her birthday

[BoomerD]

so thats why shortylickens is like he is, this is a case of RMS

(rich mommy syndrome)

also edited for swares and reported

edit: but that is a nice vaccuum, mine sucks cuz it doesnt suck

By fucking gawd...I'm glad you reported him for swareing. I fucking hate it when they sware heere. It sounds like shit.
Gawd-damned fucking potty-mouthed bastards!

 

[Engineer]

By fucking gawd...I'm glad you reported him for swareing. I fucking hate it when they sware heere. It sounds like shit.
Gawd-damned fucking potty-mouthed bastards!

 

[Cogman]

By fucking gawd...I'm glad you reported him for swareing. I fucking hate it when they sware heere. It sounds like shit.
Gawd-damned fucking potty-mouthed bastards!

I sure as shit agree with you. Its a damn shame dickheads can't keep their language in in order. Hopefully Brainimanaaanananaanaa reports all the assholes that keep swareing.

 

[BoomerD]

AI was inspired by Shorty's mom. 26 years in the Navy? I'll bet SHE can sware like a sailor...

 

[Engineer]

 

[brianmanahan]

...

i believe this is what comisioner gordan was refering to when he talked to batman about escalation

 

[BoomerD]

...

i believe this is what comisioner gordan was refering to when he talked to batman about escalation

No dumbshit...he was tired of walking up the stairs...and was talking about these:

 

[Cogman]

No dumbshit...he was tired of walking up the stairs...and was talking about these:

lol awesome. You're my hero.

 

[alkemyst]

She's looking for you to save your money so you can finally get laid.

Seriously, when your parents actively state "please don't buy me/us anything, they are looking at you as a failure the life they wanted for you."

This can be accepted only if you are going back to school, lost your job, etc.



To the other losers, reported for "swares"? WTFUCK!

 

[Spikesoldier]

don't buy me anything = i already have everything i want

 

[waggy]

She's looking for you to save your money so you can finally get laid.

Seriously, when your parents actively state "please don't buy me/us anything, they are looking at you as a failure the life they wanted for you."

This can be accepted only if you are going back to school, lost your job, etc.
!

or they are old, rich and don't need anything. My dad says it every year. IF he needs/wants something he goes and buys it. so buying him christmas and birthday cards is a bitch.

 

[alkemyst]

or they are old, rich and don't need anything. My dad says it every year. IF he needs/wants something he goes and buys it. so buying him christmas and birthday cards is a bitch.

he feels bad about you.

Everyone loves gifts. If they worry about clutter, buy them some movies/meals out and about.

If you even hear this line from your parents they are either being too generous or you have simply failed at the life they wanted for you.

 

[waggy]

he feels bad about you.

Everyone loves gifts. If they worry about clutter, buy them some movies/meals out and about.

If you even hear this line from your parents they are either being too generous or you have simply failed at the life they wanted for you.

lol your a fucking retard.

there is a time when people get to the point they DON"T NEED ANYTHING. let alone from kids.

only thing they ever want is pictures the kids make or we have done of.


you are a sad man alky. i really do feel for you.

 

[alkemyst]

lol your a fucking retard.

there is a time when people get to the point they DON"T NEED ANYTHING. let alone from kids.

only thing they ever want is pictures the kids make or we have done of.


you are a sad man alky. i really do feel for you.

It's about wants....gifts are not 'needs'.

In your case you want nothing because you simply cannot reciprocate the gifts. That's really sad though to me.

 

[AlienCraft]

no but i could make it one...

"have you recieved my report that he swared?
if you did, do you honestly care?
cuz personally i thought
that youd be quite distraught
by his swaring, and ban him with flair."

That's a limerik. Pome 505