My mom is mean to me. :(

[lyssword]

wtf? I don't get it. Sugar melts. Salt melts. Funny not found.

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: lyssword
wtf? I don't get it. Sugar melts. Salt melts. Funny not found.

Meanness not found either. Thus the .

Plus, I've never heard the whole "sugar melting" thing. No idea what that drunk boy is talking about.

 

[FilmCamera]

Neither sugar nor salt melt. They both will dissolve in a solution of water though.

 

[antillean]

Your mom called you salt? Call CPS

 

[Raduque]

Well, at least she didn't say "Don't worry, shit floats."

 

[BoomerD]

Dain, are you sure she said salt and not sh!t?

Get used to running in the rain...you'll probably see PLENTY of it at PI...

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: FilmCamera
Neither sugar nor salt melt. They both will dissolve in a solution of water though.

:roll:

Originally posted by: Raduque
Well, at least she didn't say "Don't worry, shit floats."

lol..yeah

 

[Platypus]

Aww poor thing, you're all sopping wet... come in from the rain

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Would it be better if I just told you all that I am drunk?

Drinking alone is a sign of depression, you should get that looked at...

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: mugs
She also sent me a link to your video dating profile: http://www.break.com/index/fru...er-loses-his-cool.html

I didn't know Dain was related to Forrest Gump.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Platypus
Aww poor thing, you're all sopping wet... come in from the rain

I'm wearing a white t-shirt lol

 

[alrocky]

Mean? I thought you were going to relate a real mean story, like:

MOM: Your brother and I both agreed that he should've been an only child...

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Platypus
Aww poor thing, you're all sopping wet... come in from the rain

I'm wearing a white t-shirt lol

*crosses legs*

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Platypus
Aww poor thing, you're all sopping wet... come in from the rain

I'm wearing a white t-shirt lol

*crosses legs*

:brokenheart:

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Platypus
Aww poor thing, you're all sopping wet... come in from the rain

I'm wearing a white t-shirt lol

*crosses legs*

:brokenheart:

awwww, there's plenty of platy to go around

 

[BoomerD]

Dain...you going in the Corps, or the Navy?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Dain...you going in the Corps, or the Navy?

hahahahah...apparently to the Navy.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
When it is raining out, some people will tell someone that they like to hurry up and get out of the rain because sugar melts. I was implying this upon myself whereupon my mom pointed out that salt also melts.

Sugar....what? Oh right, since I always carry sugar in my pockets.

Originally posted by: FilmCamera
Neither sugar nor salt melt. They both will dissolve in a solution of water though.

Really? Sufficient heat will melt either one. Liquid salt is used in certain manufacturing processes as a hot bath for metal components.

 

[neutralizer]

I don't get it. Sure, sugar melts, salt melts. Okay. K thx bye.

 

[montanafan]

Lol, kind of surprised by the number of people who haven't heard the "so sweet you'll melt" comment before.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Dain...you going in the Corps, or the Navy?

hahahahah...apparently to the Navy.

They want you as a new recruit...

Original

Muppets

 

[BoomerD]

Well, there IS a reason for those 13 button wayfarers...

Butt of course...don't ask...don't tell...

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: montanafan
Lol, kind of surprised by the number of people who haven't heard the "so sweet you'll melt" comment before.

You go ahead and be surprised. I'm shocked... and wondering if I should feel old or something.

 

[DangerAardvark]

I thought she was criticizing what you had for breakfast.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: alrocky
Mean? I thought you were going to relate a real mean story, like:

MOM: Your brother and I both agreed that he should've been an only child...

LOL haha