My mom is mean to me. :(

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DainBramaged

DainBramaged

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It was raining really hard this morning. I met my mom for breakfast before work and as I was leaving the restaurant, I made some crack about having to run through the rain because I didn't want to melt. She said, "You know, salt melts too."

Ouch.

:(
 
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jhayx7

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Should have followed up with:

"You know that bitch from Wizard of Oz melted too when they threw water on her"
 
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TheChort

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I don't get it :confused:
You call yourself the wicked witch of the west and your mom calls you a worse insult by calling you salt?

someone help me out here...
 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

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When it is raining out, some people will tell someone that they like to hurry up and get out of the rain because sugar melts. I was implying this upon myself whereupon my mom pointed out that salt also melts.
 
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SVT Cobra

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
When it is raining out, some people will tell someone that they like to hurry up and get out of the rain because sugar melts. I was implying this upon myself whereupon my mom pointed out that salt also melts.
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And then you proceeded off to day care for the day?
 
HamburgerBoy

HamburgerBoy

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
When it is raining out, some people will tell someone that they like to hurry up and get out of the rain because sugar melts. I was implying this upon myself whereupon my mom pointed out that salt also melts.
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You mean dissolve, right? :confused:
 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
When it is raining out, some people will tell someone that they like to hurry up and get out of the rain because sugar melts. I was implying this upon myself whereupon my mom pointed out that salt also melts.
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You mean dissolve, right? :confused:
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jesus...way to ruin it

YES, I MEAN DISSOLVES but that's not how every old person over the age of 75 says it.
 
HamburgerBoy

HamburgerBoy

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
jesus...way to ruin it

YES, I MEAN DISSOLVES but that's not how every old person over the age of 75 says it.
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No need to yell, meanie. :(
 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

Lifer
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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
jesus...way to ruin it

YES, I MEAN DISSOLVES but that's not how every old person over the age of 75 says it.
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No need to yell, meanie. :(
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lol...sorry little guy, you know you have that special, meaty place in my life
 
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TheChort

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
When it is raining out, some people will tell someone that they like to hurry up and get out of the rain because sugar melts. I was implying this upon myself whereupon my mom pointed out that salt also melts.
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oh, ok...
stop being such a pansy

and to everyone else bugging him about sugar and salt not "melting"... get over it. It's a part of casual conversation, you know exactly what is meant by it.

edit: I guess HamburgerBoy is the only guy my post applies to.
But I still stand by my word in calling DainBramaged a pansy ... you pansy
 
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