my milkman is a fricken moron

[j00fek]

wtf mailkman

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Man this is the coolest thread! Milkman? I want one in my area!

Check for it - there probably is one.

 

[jhayx7]

I want pictures of said milkbox and milk. Not that I think your PAB'n but I just want to see

 

[waggy]

yeap we get it delivered. though we don't go through as much heh maybe 2 gallons a week.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Citrix
last night i left a note in the milkbox for the milk man to leave 4 gallons of milk and 1 gallon of chocolate milk. well this morning my wife goes out to get our weekly milk delivery from the milkbox and the fricken idiot left 2 gallons of milk and one 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk.

the milk comany only has milk in 1/2 gallon glass bottles so the moron saw bottles for the amount instead of gallons.

my wife called the dairy and the manager had the note that we left and he said that its pretty clear that we wanted 4 gallons (8 bottles)....

so i guess for now on we have to make sure we put down how many bottles we want because the milkman can fricken multiply by 2.

link to the dairy.

He knew exactly what he was doing, he knew he would have to make a return trip after you were at work

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
5 gallons of milk? How many kids do you have?

3 and they love dairy milk. if we run out they will not touch supermarket milk. huge taste difference. oh and no growth hormones are used on their cows.

I think that is a business that needs to start up again. People will pay a premium for that service. I remember, as a kid, they delivered milk, sour cream, butter, and even ice cream, if you answered the door. Oh, the memories.

I do pay a premium and a lot of people do in denver for milk delivery. there are 4 dairys that deliver. my monthy milk bill is about 70 bucks.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Citrix
last night i left a note in the milkbox for the milk man to leave 4 gallons of milk and 1 gallon of chocolate milk. well this morning my wife goes out to get our weekly milk delivery from the milkbox and the fricken idiot left 2 gallons of milk and one 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk.

the milk comany only has milk in 1/2 gallon glass bottles so the moron saw bottles for the amount instead of gallons.

my wife called the dairy and the manager had the note that we left and he said that its pretty clear that we wanted 4 gallons (8 bottles)....

so i guess for now on we have to make sure we put down how many bottles we want because the milkman can fricken multiply by 2.

link to the dairy.

He knew exactly what he was doing, he knew he would have to make a return trip after you were at work

damn i just called home and no answer. mrs citrix must be busy.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
You got a milkman that delivers in glass bottles? That is so fvcking cool!! No seriously, I think that's kinda neat. Does he deliver ice cream too? Does it come in a plastic pail?

yes, and butter, OJ, sour cream and other things like that. oh and the seasonal eggnog is to die for. the eggnog in the store is water compared to dairy eggnog.

3 and they love dairy milk. if we run out they will not touch supermarket milk. huge taste difference. oh and no growth hormones are used on their cows.

Wow... NICE :thumbsup:

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Citrix
last night i left a note in the milkbox for the milk man to leave 4 gallons of milk and 1 gallon of chocolate milk. well this morning my wife goes out to get our weekly milk delivery from the milkbox and the fricken idiot left 2 gallons of milk and one 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk.

the milk comany only has milk in 1/2 gallon glass bottles so the moron saw bottles for the amount instead of gallons.

my wife called the dairy and the manager had the note that we left and he said that its pretty clear that we wanted 4 gallons (8 bottles)....

so i guess for now on we have to make sure we put down how many bottles we want because the milkman can fricken multiply by 2.

link to the dairy.

He knew exactly what he was doing, he knew he would have to make a return trip after you were at work

damn i just called home and no answer. mrs citrix must be busy.

DOH!!!

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
5 gallons of milk? How many kids do you have?

3 and they love dairy milk. if we run out they will not touch supermarket milk. huge taste difference. oh and no growth hormones are used on their cows.

I think that is a business that needs to start up again. People will pay a premium for that service. I remember, as a kid, they delivered milk, sour cream, butter, and even ice cream, if you answered the door. Oh, the memories.

I do pay a premium and a lot of people do in denver for milk delivery. there are 4 dairys that deliver. my monthy milk bill is about 70 bucks.

Do they deliver sour cream, butter, and other stuff too?
I'd pay for that type of service.

 

[moshquerade]

is he hot?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: jhayx7
I want pictures of said milkbox and milk. Not that I think your PAB'n but I just want to see

ill take one tonight.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
5 gallons of milk? How many kids do you have?

3 and they love dairy milk. if we run out they will not touch supermarket milk. huge taste difference. oh and no growth hormones are used on their cows.

I think that is a business that needs to start up again. People will pay a premium for that service. I remember, as a kid, they delivered milk, sour cream, butter, and even ice cream, if you answered the door. Oh, the memories.

I do pay a premium and a lot of people do in denver for milk delivery. there are 4 dairys that deliver. my monthy milk bill is about 70 bucks.

Do they deliver sour cream, butter, and other stuff too?
I'd pay for that type of service.

yes and fresh OJ. they have one of those machines that cuts oranges in half and squeezes them right into the bottles.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
5 gallons of milk? How many kids do you have?

3 and they love dairy milk. if we run out they will not touch supermarket milk. huge taste difference. oh and no growth hormones are used on their cows.

I think that is a business that needs to start up again. People will pay a premium for that service. I remember, as a kid, they delivered milk, sour cream, butter, and even ice cream, if you answered the door. Oh, the memories.

I do pay a premium and a lot of people do in denver for milk delivery. there are 4 dairys that deliver. my monthy milk bill is about 70 bucks.

Do they deliver sour cream, butter, and other stuff too?
I'd pay for that type of service.

yes and fresh OJ. they have one of those machines that cuts oranges in half and squeezes them right into the bottles.

I'm half jealous!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
5 gallons of milk? How many kids do you have?

3 and they love dairy milk. if we run out they will not touch supermarket milk. huge taste difference. oh and no growth hormones are used on their cows.

I think that is a business that needs to start up again. People will pay a premium for that service. I remember, as a kid, they delivered milk, sour cream, butter, and even ice cream, if you answered the door. Oh, the memories.

I do pay a premium and a lot of people do in denver for milk delivery. there are 4 dairys that deliver. my monthy milk bill is about 70 bucks.

Do they deliver sour cream, butter, and other stuff too?
I'd pay for that type of service.

yes and fresh OJ. they have one of those machines that cuts oranges in half and squeezes them right into the bottles.

I'm half jealous!

it's always about the 1/2 with you. :laugh:

 

[CraKaJaX]

I'm drooling for some fresh dairy chocolate milk. Amazing stuff.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Man this is the coolest thread! Milkman? I want one in my area!

If you find one let me know!

 

[jupiter57]

I just found this thread, but I want to put in my thoughts:
The milkman was most likely erring on the safe side.
You would not believe the people who cannot tell 1/2 gallon from 1 gallon.
I'm sure he has had many times where a note was left for X number of GALLONS only to be chewed out because the homeowner really wanted X number of bottles.
I say this because as a child, we had a milkman, and once I was told to have him leave X "1/2 Gallons" of Ice cream, and I inadvertently told him X "Gallons". My mother reamed him out but good the next time he came, but the poor sap was only doing what he was told.
I'm sure he would rather make a trip to bring MORE milk than to have to pick up extra.

Next time, put in your note (in parentheses,) the number of BOTTLES you want.

 

[waggy]

we used oberwies for a while. when we moved we havent restarted it yet.

but the milk was far better then any store baught!

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: jupiter57
I just found this thread, but I want to put in my thoughts:
The milkman was most likely erring on the safe side.
You would not believe the people who cannot tell 1/2 gallon from 1 gallon.
I'm sure he has had many times where a note was left for X number of GALLONS only to be chewed out because the homeowner really wanted X number of bottles.
I say this because as a child, we had a milkman, and once I was told to have him leave X "1/2 Gallons" of Ice cream, and I inadvertently told him X "Gallons". My mother reamed him out but good the next time he came, but the poor sap was only doing what he was told.
I'm sure he would rather make a trip to bring MORE milk than to have to pick up extra.

Next time, put in your note (in parentheses,) the number of BOTTLES you want.

so in conclusion the OP is just being a jerk calling the milkman a moron.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: jhayx7
I want pictures of said milkbox and milk. Not that I think your PAB'n but I just want to see

click on Waggys link. the cooler and bottles look just like the ones on that home page.

 

[sierrita]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: jupiter57
I just found this thread, but I want to put in my thoughts:
The milkman was most likely erring on the safe side.
You would not believe the people who cannot tell 1/2 gallon from 1 gallon.
I'm sure he has had many times where a note was left for X number of GALLONS only to be chewed out because the homeowner really wanted X number of bottles.
I say this because as a child, we had a milkman, and once I was told to have him leave X "1/2 Gallons" of Ice cream, and I inadvertently told him X "Gallons". My mother reamed him out but good the next time he came, but the poor sap was only doing what he was told.
I'm sure he would rather make a trip to bring MORE milk than to have to pick up extra.

Next time, put in your note (in parentheses,) the number of BOTTLES you want.

so in conclusion the OP is just being a jerk calling the milkman a moron.

I think OP just wanted to brag about his uber-cool dairy delivery world.


got real milk?

 

[Turin39789]

man i live in a semi rural area, yet I can't find milk delivery.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: jupiter57
I just found this thread, but I want to put in my thoughts:
The milkman was most likely erring on the safe side.
You would not believe the people who cannot tell 1/2 gallon from 1 gallon.
I'm sure he has had many times where a note was left for X number of GALLONS only to be chewed out because the homeowner really wanted X number of bottles.
I say this because as a child, we had a milkman, and once I was told to have him leave X "1/2 Gallons" of Ice cream, and I inadvertently told him X "Gallons". My mother reamed him out but good the next time he came, but the poor sap was only doing what he was told.
I'm sure he would rather make a trip to bring MORE milk than to have to pick up extra.

Next time, put in your note (in parentheses,) the number of BOTTLES you want.

while what you say may be true. its also a dumb move on the delivery guys part. there is a huge diffrence between 2 gallons and 4 when you have kids. So now they either have to make a special order (wich cost per item delivered), buy from the store or try to make it last.

but i always pu tdown how many bottles i want.

 

[StevenYoo]

whoa, thanks to this thread, i just found out that there's a milkman that delivers to Staten Island, NY!!!

http://www.udderlydeliciousmilk.com/index.htm