My local Papa Johns is WAY too greasy.

shortylickens

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By the time I throw out the boxes I need to go to the can.
Never had this problem with other Papa Johns.
 

zerocool84

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I like Papa John's the least out of all the national chains. They always skimp on the toppings every time I've had them.
 

destrekor

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Weird.

The Papa Johns nearby has amazing pizza - very little grease... the only pizza I had with any amount of grease that barely dripped down the pizza was their 6-cheese pizza (Tuscan-something or other). That's the worst amount of grease that I can recall.
And their dessert items are amazing. Nothing at Papa Johns is "cheap", but everything I've had from there is completely worth the price.
 

Aves

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That sucks. The Papa John's near me is great (except that they don't deliver to my house). Pizza Hut has been the greasiest in my experience.
 

Schadenfroh

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I like Papa John's the least out of all the national chains. They always skimp on the toppings every time I've had them.

Little Caesars is an abomination, Dominoes is pretty bad as well. I rate Papa Johns over those two, any day, but it is still pretty horrible.

I have been burned so many times by bad pizza, I think I will never eat it again.
 

Perknose

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Never had this problem with other Papa Johns.

Your tragic life is obviously beyond all repair.

I advise traveling to Afghanistan and going from village to village in a Taliban area, handing out bibles and autographed pictures of Jesus.

This will bring the bracing aura of nobility to the last few moments of your otherwise fetid and useless existence.
 

Kaervak

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Their pizza is what I call desperation pizza. If every other place is too busy, or on fire, then Papa Johns it is. The one by me has the most god awful crusts I've ever eaten. WAY too thick and chewy, almost like chewing gum. Yeesh.
 

Terabyte

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I actually like the Papa Murphy's here. Cheap and tasty. :thumbsup:

Unlike Little Caesars, which is just cheap.
 

heymrdj

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Your tragic life is obviously beyond all repair.

I advise traveling to Afghanistan and going from village to village in a Taliban area, handing out bibles and autographed pictures of Jesus.

This will bring the bracing aura of nobility to the last few moments of your otherwise fetid and useless existence.

You know I'm not very fond of shorty either, but your post was very very much a waste of space. Doesn't reflect well on these forums at all "omnipotent overlord". Your post was just as trashy as the types of posts other members complain about bringing down the status of AT.

On topic, our local PJ is very awsome, and I prefer it over pizza hut in my college town. Still haven't found a Dominoes I can stand.
 

Perknose

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You know I'm not very fond of shorty either, but your post was very very much a waste of space. Doesn't reflect well on these forums at all "omnipotent overlord". Your post was just as trashy as the types of posts other members complain about bringing down the status of AT.

On topic, our local PJ is very awsome, and I prefer it over pizza hut in my college town. Still haven't found a Dominoes I can stand.

Well, actually, I am kinda' fond of shorty.

My reply was an obvious joke/riff I fully expect him to get and laugh at.

However, I see that you've been vacationed before for telling a poster he "should get his 3 year old a stuffed bear so he can wipe his bloody d!ck off on it."

THAT wasn't a joke and YOU are one dishonest poseur POS hypocrite who just got owned.
 

Terabyte

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Well, actually, I am kinda' fond of shorty.

My reply was an obvious joke/riff I fully expect him to get and laugh at.

However, I see that you've been vacationed before for telling a poster he "should get his 3 year old a stuffed bear so he can wipe his bloody d!ck off on it."

THAT wasn't a joke and YOU are one dishonest poseur POS hypocrite who just got owned.

:eek:
 

Wag

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You haven't lived till you've tasted Sam's Club pizza.

That said I agree, Papa John's sucks, my local one is literally falling apart. I walked in there one day and it was so disgusting I walked right out.
 

heymrdj

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Well, actually, I am kinda' fond of shorty.

My reply was an obvious joke/riff I fully expect him to get and laugh at.

However, I see that you've been vacationed before for telling a poster he "should get his 3 year old a stuffed bear so he can wipe his bloody d!ck off on it."

THAT wasn't a joke and YOU are one dishonest poseur POS hypocrite who just got owned.

Owned? Since we're going on jokes here tell me what's considered a joke in our post you..how do you say it "poseur POS hypocrite." On that term as well that post was deleted for being deemed as "unreadable" by other members of this forum, so why did you just post it. It apparently wasn't a joke and you just said that in a non-joking manner. I meant it as a joke but you CLEARLY didn't. Besides that, you apparently owned yourself by misreading my joke to you as something serious, so who's acting the fool now?

Either way, where in your mod panel can you ban yourself for posting lude content into OT? Your post apparently was unacceptable as you seem to want to do lude things to children. Silly hypocrite.
 

zerocool84

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Little Caesars is an abomination, Dominoes is pretty bad as well. I rate Papa Johns over those two, any day, but it is still pretty horrible.

I have been burned so many times by bad pizza, I think I will never eat it again.

Have you tasted the new Dominoes pizza??? It's infinitely better than it was before. Also didn't know Little Caesars was national.
 

shortylickens

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That sucks. The Papa John's near me is great (except that they don't deliver to my house). Pizza Hut has been the greasiest in my experience.

Obviously you never had Little Caesars. Back in the 80's they used big square pans. When you were done eating you could tilt the bastard and the oil would come slushing down and splash all over your table like Moses parting the red sea.
 

Fingolfin269

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Obviously you never had Little Caesars. Back in the 80's they used big square pans. When you were done eating you could tilt the bastard and the oil would come slushing down and splash all over your table like Moses parting the red sea.

Being able to drink that oil at the end was what made the Little Caesar's pizza the most delicious.