My life is a mess.

[Evadman]

<< Penicillin shot. >>


I can see why you are NCNE

 

[Red Dawn]

What's a matter Russ, don't like Seafood?

 

[Moonbeam]

Sounded more like an offer than a request. Can't wait to hear the Russ thread, eakers lied to me.

 

[LordMaul]

<< *kat. <-- knows the solution to your problems are in her pants :Q >>




Um...Pics?

 

[Evadman]

Red Dawn? What's with the mask? I almost thought you were someone else

 

[Russ]

<< What's a matter Russ, don't like Seafood? >>



Red,

I love seafood. When it's fresh.

Russ, NCNE

 

[ultravox]

It could be worse.....you could be a young man of 30 !

 

[Moonbeam]

Oh O, Russ prefers the sound of one hand.

 

[Sepen]

<< I'm in the throes of depression. My GF lied to me - or I lied to her, I'm not sure which. I can't decide whether the TP should be under or over. I found boogers on the bathroom stall. My neighbor is a ricer. An SUV with a too loud stereo just drove by. On top of all that, some sites are now CHARGING for what should be free.

The world sucks.

Russ, NCNE >>




Dump the GF, throw the TP out and use a sock, eat the crusty ones, slice the Ricers tirers and shoot at the SUV. Oh, and read a book.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< I love seafood. When it's fresh. >>

I see, no frozen Imitation Crab for you.

 

[DaiShan]

lol what has the world come to, russ dissin himself, then dissin kat... anyways, I know how to take care of ricers russ, pull up next to them in a 5.0 and burn out in front of their house, then they will realize that they can't even burn out with their fwd POS rice because the engine pushes down on their wheels with more force than they have torque, as for the lying part, read the thread about highschool nicknames (mine was the godfather) I am sure I could help ya out the loud stereo part, go over to HT forum and ask how to turn your computer into a device that samples sounds and emits destructive interference to deal with them, tp should bo over, and when you are done with all that, you can figure out which is better, coke or pepsi. Oh and for the acne russ, I like to use oxy10...


<< I see, no frozen Imitation Crab for you. >>

or tuna...

 

[vi edit]

On the bright side, you can get free samples of viagra..

 

[Geekbabe]

<< On the bright side, you can get free samples of viagra.. >>




Howling laughter coming at you from Boston, you all need to stop, I'm trying to eat my dinner here now

 

[Red Dawn]

<< I'm trying to eat my dinner here now >>

Swallowing Polish Sausages whole. Now that must be a sight!

 

[Azraele]

Goodness Russ, should I make a poll to help you with your TP dilemma?

 

[DaiShan]

LOL

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< I'm trying to eat my dinner here now >>

Swallowing Polish Sausages whole. Now that must be a sight! >>




Actually tonight's menu includes italian pepperoni ,wiseguy

 

[Red Dawn]

<< Actually tonight's menu includes italian pepperoni ,wiseguy >>

Oh, having your Ex over I see!

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< Actually tonight's menu includes italian pepperoni ,wiseguy >>

Oh, having your Ex over I see! >>




Hahaha, no way !!! just pizza

 

[kamiam]

personally, I'd like to know how in the hell Russ got a g/f when he has lived on a mountain top, in a cave,for the last 7 years, unshaven and unbathed?!?!:Q
sasquatch...maybe???

 

[Red Dawn]

<< personally, I'd like to know how in the hell Russ got a g/f when he has lived on a mountain top, in a cave,for the last 7 years, unshaven and unbathed?!?! >>

Chinese Take Out

 

[DaiShan]

/me is afraid russ is sitting outside the cave with a sniper rifle now... take cover ATOT!

 

[Balt]

<<

<< i know how tough life can be hun, pm or email me
then i will come to visit you and for a little one on one councelling

*kat. <-- knows the solution to your problems are in her pants >>



No thanks. I haven't had my Penicillin shot.

Russ, NCNE >>



Damn, man, that's cold!


I like it.

 

[Moonbeam]

At your age Russ, you should make sure you have a bicycle pump before you started worring about shots. In that vein, I'm sure she only meant that the sight of eakers on the half shell would be enough to cheer you up.

 

[Kev]

put the TP over and everything else will fall into place. i know this from experience.