My life is a mess.

[Orsorum]

<< Two words will solve all your worries Russ: PENIS PUMP.

Goodnight! >>



Pumps don't work! We all know that. Those exercises, however...

 

[SuperCyrix]

try masterbating while picturing Richard Simmons in a G string

 

[Valhalla1]

f/uck it... end it all man!

 

[MikeO]

<<

<< kat. <-- knows the solution to your problems are in her pants >>



I'm still stuck on the are >>



:Q :Q :Q

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

Look on the bright side is suicide. Lost eyesight, I am on your side. Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing. Lack of iron and/or sleeping.

 

[jadinolf]

This thread deserves a bump.

 

[Danman]

<< and worst of all.. you nef.... I suggest you seek professional help >>



yea, it is caleld Neffism, a very contagious disease on these forums.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Almost all of those problems sound like future Jerboy threads.

 

[Kadarin]

<< Almost all of those problems sound like future Jerboy threads.

>>



Except the thing with Eakers.. No matter how bad things get, the solutions to my problems are most definitely NOT in Jerboy's pants..

 

[WarCon]

Ahh don't sweat the lies, women build your relationship on them. Like, "It doesn't bother me." after only 3 minutes and "Size doesn't matter" Or when you ask, "Was it good for you?" and she says "Yes".

Don't fret the small things.........

 

[narzy]

/me is pounding on Russ' door

I didn't leave you hun, you just accidently locked the door on me. open up, I won't bite...promise...

 

[fatalbert]

bwahahahahahaha

 

[chiwawa626]

<< some sites are now CHARGING for what should be free. >>



muahhaha, finaly giving in that subscriptions are suck!

 

[Eli]

<< <<

<< What's a matter Russ, don't like Seafood? >>



Red,

I love seafood. When it's fresh.

Russ, NCNE >> >>



LMAO!



<< << Almost all of those problems sound like future Jerboy threads. >>



Except the thing with Eakers.. No matter how bad things get, the solutions to my problems are most definitely NOT in Jerboy's pants.. >>



LMFAO!

 

[loup garou]

Now this is a funny thread!

 

[pyonir]

<< Look on the bright side is suicide. Lost eyesight, I am on your side. Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing. Lack of iron and/or sleeping. >>

 

[CraigRT]

<< My neighbor is a ricer. An SUV with a too loud stereo just drove by. >>



ahhhh you're downtown.. maybe it's just time you go home...
no seriously.. what's the problem with that? heh

 

[Aves]

<< Now this is a funny thread! >>


True but it's still not as funny as Skoorb's My Parents SUCK!.

 

[joohang]

<<

<< personally, I'd like to know how in the hell Russ got a g/f when he has lived on a mountain top, in a cave,for the last 7 years, unshaven and unbathed?!?! >>

Chinese Take Out >>

hahahahaahahahaha

 

[Orsorum]

Just gotta say, anyone who lives in Kent has got to be given props... to live peacefully among that many hicks is quite an accomplishment...