My girlfriend won't let me have sexy wallpaper...

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: EGGO
Hee hee hee. My ex used to delete all of the pictures of girls that sent me photos of themselves when they had a crush on me. Though done out of playfulness because she was talking to me while she was doing them:

"Ho? What's a picture of Morgan in her underwear doing on your My Pictures? I'm deleting them because you don't need to see that 😛" *delete*"

But she never had a problem if I had pictures of other women like a woman wallpaper. Knowing her, she'd comment on her looks too.

She calls you 'Ho'?

It's like a question of interest, as if she were to say, "Ohh?"

 

[Fritzo]

My girlfriend won't let me have sex

Fixed


🙂

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Neither of the two linked wallpapers are worth putting up. Wow, an anonymous crotch, that's so hot. :roll:

Maybe if it was girls you actually have a half a chance of f*cking, she could get pissed, but celebrity wallpaper? C'mon. 😛

- M4H

 

[Mallow]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Neither of the two linked wallpapers are worth putting up. Wow, an anonymous crotch, that's so hot. :roll:

Maybe if it was girls you actually have a half a chance of f*cking, she could get pissed, but celebrity wallpaper? C'mon. 😛

- M4H

I totally agree w/ you M4H. If they are people who you have a chance with, that's a big deal.. if they are people you have no chance with in a million years (ie celebrities) then it's no big deal.

your whipped... sad.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

i got a headache within the first line

 

[cerebusPu]

well..your girl is weird. and you are pretty whipped.

i remember sending porno to my girl when she got lonely.

 

[ohtwell]

Tell her to calm down. It's just a picture. It's not like you are porking the girl.


: ) Amanda

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

Kill yourself.

- M4H

 

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

Kill yourself.

- M4H

lol

 

[Jpark]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Please mail your man card to:
ATOT Man Card Cancelation Services.
P.O Box. 101
Realman Town, TX USA

upon reciept it will be cut up and you will be issued a membership card for Sissies R Us. This new membership is good for:
Holding your girlfirends purse while she tries on clothes. Discounts at Bed Bath and Beyond, Old Navy and the Limited. And a free trial of Kotex tampons.

The holding of the purse and Bed Bath and Beyond got me :laugh:

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Please mail your man card to:
ATOT Man Card Cancelation Services.
P.O Box. 101
Realman Town, TX USA

upon reciept it will be cut up and you will be issued a membership card for Sissies R Us. This new membership is good for:
Holding your girlfirends purse while she tries on clothes. Discounts at Bed Bath and Beyond, Old Navy and the Limited. And a free trial of Kotex tampons.

bwhahahahahahahahaah
someone save this we can issue it as a new standard... you are a wuss answer...

 

[iversonyin]

**officially whipped**

 

[jspeicher]

over the course of a month, take pictures of her while she is sleeping, and then do a slideshow screensaver. you won't get sex for months.

 

[Qwest]

:camera:s of gf?

it will help us help you...

 

[OutHouse]

easily solved, take a sexy picture of your girlfriend with her boobs showing and use that as your desktop. My wife is doesnt care what i have as my wallpaper so to make her feel good i put her up, I also think she is a babe.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
wow you guys are whipped, i had a tattooed nekkid chick for my wallpaper and my wife didn't care, in fact she commented on the tattoos...

My wife's the same.

I can put whatever I want on my Desktop. She comments on it all the time (e.g. She's Pretty, She's ugly, She's too skinny, that's an ugly pose, etc..) 🙂

She pretty much does the same thing while I'm surfing porn.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: alm4rr
which one did you want to put up?

Basically, it's like this one, but rather than saying tootsie roll, it says blow pop. It really pissed her off. 😛

:music:
Yeah,tootsie roll
Let me see that tootsie roll
Get up and roll just make that tootsie roll
:music:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Please mail your man card to:
ATOT Man Card Cancelation Services.
P.O Box. 101
Realman Town, TX USA

upon reciept it will be cut up and you will be issued a membership card for Sissies R Us. This new membership is good for:
Holding your girlfirends purse while she tries on clothes. Discounts at Bed Bath and Beyond, Old Navy and the Limited. And a free trial of Kotex tampons.

:laugh::thumbsup::beer:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

Kill yourself.

- M4H

LMFAO 😀

Cheers M4H :beer:

 

[Baked]

*Crack Crack* You're whipped, wuss.

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: Citrix
easily solved, take a sexy picture of your girlfriend with her boobs showing and post it on ATOT. My wife is doesnt care what i have as my wallpaper so to make her feel good i put her up, I also think she is a babe.

fixed

 

[Storm]

What was the background with the headshot of a smiling cute gal with short blonde hair with what you may believe to be a creamy milk mustache?

 

[Gillbot]

Originally posted by: isekii
You're a pussy.
Pimp slap her and tell her to make you a sammich 😀

 

[BigToque]

Would you have a problem with her putting up pics of hot ripped guys because it's the only eye candy she got to look at?