My girlfriend won't let me have sexy wallpaper...

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: EGGO
Hee hee hee. My ex used to delete all of the pictures of girls that sent me photos of themselves when they had a crush on me. Though done out of playfulness because she was talking to me while she was doing them:

"Ho? What's a picture of Morgan in her underwear doing on your My Pictures? I'm deleting them because you don't need to see that " *delete*"

But she never had a problem if I had pictures of other women like a woman wallpaper. Knowing her, she'd comment on her looks too.

She calls you 'Ho'?

It's like a question of interest, as if she were to say, "Ohh?"

 

[Fritzo]

My girlfriend won't let me have sex

Fixed

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Neither of the two linked wallpapers are worth putting up. Wow, an anonymous crotch, that's so hot. :roll:

Maybe if it was girls you actually have a half a chance of f*cking, she could get pissed, but celebrity wallpaper? C'mon.

- M4H

 

[Mallow]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Neither of the two linked wallpapers are worth putting up. Wow, an anonymous crotch, that's so hot. :roll:

Maybe if it was girls you actually have a half a chance of f*cking, she could get pissed, but celebrity wallpaper? C'mon.

- M4H

I totally agree w/ you M4H. If they are people who you have a chance with, that's a big deal.. if they are people you have no chance with in a million years (ie celebrities) then it's no big deal.

your whipped... sad.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

i got a headache within the first line

 

[cerebusPu]

well..your girl is weird. and you are pretty whipped.

i remember sending porno to my girl when she got lonely.

 

[ohtwell]

Tell her to calm down. It's just a picture. It's not like you are porking the girl.


: ) Amanda

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

Kill yourself.

- M4H

 

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

Kill yourself.

- M4H

lol

 

[Jpark]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Please mail your man card to:
ATOT Man Card Cancelation Services.
P.O Box. 101
Realman Town, TX USA

upon reciept it will be cut up and you will be issued a membership card for Sissies R Us. This new membership is good for:
Holding your girlfirends purse while she tries on clothes. Discounts at Bed Bath and Beyond, Old Navy and the Limited. And a free trial of Kotex tampons.

The holding of the purse and Bed Bath and Beyond got me :laugh:

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Please mail your man card to:
ATOT Man Card Cancelation Services.
P.O Box. 101
Realman Town, TX USA

upon reciept it will be cut up and you will be issued a membership card for Sissies R Us. This new membership is good for:
Holding your girlfirends purse while she tries on clothes. Discounts at Bed Bath and Beyond, Old Navy and the Limited. And a free trial of Kotex tampons.

bwhahahahahahahahaah
someone save this we can issue it as a new standard... you are a wuss answer...

 

[iversonyin]

**officially whipped**

 

[jspeicher]

over the course of a month, take pictures of her while she is sleeping, and then do a slideshow screensaver. you won't get sex for months.

 

[Qwest]

:camera:s of gf?

it will help us help you...

 

[OutHouse]

easily solved, take a sexy picture of your girlfriend with her boobs showing and use that as your desktop. My wife is doesnt care what i have as my wallpaper so to make her feel good i put her up, I also think she is a babe.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
wow you guys are whipped, i had a tattooed nekkid chick for my wallpaper and my wife didn't care, in fact she commented on the tattoos...

My wife's the same.

I can put whatever I want on my Desktop. She comments on it all the time (e.g. She's Pretty, She's ugly, She's too skinny, that's an ugly pose, etc..)

She pretty much does the same thing while I'm surfing porn.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: alm4rr
which one did you want to put up?

Basically, it's like this one, but rather than saying tootsie roll, it says blow pop. It really pissed her off.

:music:
Yeah,tootsie roll
Let me see that tootsie roll
Get up and roll just make that tootsie roll
:music:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Please mail your man card to:
ATOT Man Card Cancelation Services.
P.O Box. 101
Realman Town, TX USA

upon reciept it will be cut up and you will be issued a membership card for Sissies R Us. This new membership is good for:
Holding your girlfirends purse while she tries on clothes. Discounts at Bed Bath and Beyond, Old Navy and the Limited. And a free trial of Kotex tampons.

:laugh::thumbsup::beer:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Oh man if I B doin dat, mah ho B mad 4 realz kid. One time I had a pic of my ex gf's buttocks on my screen and she found out who it wuz cuz my sis ratted on mah azz. I thought I B hittin da curve 4 sho

Kill yourself.

- M4H

LMFAO

Cheers M4H :beer:

 

[Baked]

*Crack Crack* You're whipped, wuss.

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: Citrix
easily solved, take a sexy picture of your girlfriend with her boobs showing and post it on ATOT. My wife is doesnt care what i have as my wallpaper so to make her feel good i put her up, I also think she is a babe.

fixed

 

[Storm]

What was the background with the headshot of a smiling cute gal with short blonde hair with what you may believe to be a creamy milk mustache?

 

[Gillbot]

Originally posted by: isekii
You're a pussy.
Pimp slap her and tell her to make you a sammich

 

[BigToque]

Would you have a problem with her putting up pics of hot ripped guys because it's the only eye candy she got to look at?