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My gift idea for Christmas stockings was rejected

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Apparently we're making the stockings this year for my wife's family. She asked me what (middle aged) guys would want in a stocking. Not sure why she immediately rejected my suggestion of porn.
 
There was a comic on one of the old Playboy humor pages that showed a guy had hung a pair of stockings (hosiery) on the mantle. Maybe it was pantyhose ... it was a long time ago.
 
Why settle? It's the holidays, ask for what you really want

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Fanatical Meat said:
As I’ve said many times French Porn is clearly superior.
Good looking women as opposed to US porn where the women are extremely tattooed and pierced.
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I'm confused, your statements are at odds with each other. You say it's superior, but then seem to indicate the women don't have tattoos and piercings, which would make it inferior.
 
nakedfrog said:
I'm confused, your statements are at odds with each other. You say it's superior, but then seem to indicate the women don't have tattoos and piercings, which would make it inferior.
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Wrong limited tattoos and pretty lingerie is what makes it better the women act different too, much more French.
 
When people are young and hot looking tats and piercings are just fine. (except inside one's mouth which is stupid AF no matter how good it makes BJ's feel lol)

It's later in life that the regret/wrinkle factor REALLY kicks in though! :tearsofjoy:


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