My gift idea for Christmas stockings was rejected

[Exterous]

Apparently we're making the stockings this year for my wife's family. She asked me what (middle aged) guys would want in a stocking. Not sure why she immediately rejected my suggestion of porn.

 

[sdifox]

Because she knows you don't pay for pron?

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

There was a comic on one of the old Playboy humor pages that showed a guy had hung a pair of stockings (hosiery) on the mantle. Maybe it was pantyhose ... it was a long time ago.

 

[Bitek]

Why settle? It's the holidays, ask for what you really want

 

[sdifox]

Why settle? It's the holidays, ask for what you really want

Did you hire Gismo to design that?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Pornhub premium gift card

 

[sdifox]

Pornhub premium gift card

didn't they purge like most of their videos?

 

[ch33zw1z]

didn't they purge like most of their videos?

no idea, only adult vendor i could think of that might offer a gift card!

 

[sdifox]

no idea, only adult vendor i could think of that might offer a gift card!

Pornhub Just Purged All Unverified Content From the Platform

After changing its policies to ban unverified uploaders and Mastercard and Visa's decision to drop the platform entirely, Pornhub has removed millions of videos.

www.vice.com

 

[ch33zw1z]

Pornhub Just Purged All Unverified Content From the Platform

After changing its policies to ban unverified uploaders and Mastercard and Visa's decision to drop the platform entirely, Pornhub has removed millions of videos.

www.vice.com

Interesting, sounds like a bit of CYA

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Because she knows you don't pay for pron?

Marc Dorcel you do.
As I’ve said many times French Porn is clearly superior.
Good looking women as opposed to US porn where the women are extremely tattooed and pierced. My wife much prefers French stuff.

 

[Captante]

Did you hire Gismo to design PROVIDE that?

Fixed.

 

[nakedfrog]

As I’ve said many times French Porn is clearly superior.
Good looking women as opposed to US porn where the women are extremely tattooed and pierced.

I'm confused, your statements are at odds with each other. You say it's superior, but then seem to indicate the women don't have tattoos and piercings, which would make it inferior.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I'm confused, your statements are at odds with each other. You say it's superior, but then seem to indicate the women don't have tattoos and piercings, which would make it inferior.

Wrong limited tattoos and pretty lingerie is what makes it better the women act different too, much more French.

 

[nakedfrog]

Wrong limited tattoos and pretty lingerie is what makes it better the women act different too, much more French.

So, like, they smoke a lot and then go on strike?

 

[lxskllr]

Hairy legs too!

 

[Captante]

When people are young and hot looking tats and piercings are just fine. (except inside one's mouth which is stupid AF no matter how good it makes BJ's feel lol)

It's later in life that the regret/wrinkle factor REALLY kicks in though!

 

[BudAshes]

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

-Mitch Hedberg

 

[Fanatical Meat]

So, like, they smoke a lot and then go on strike?

Hairy legs too!

Noobs!
While I can’t share an image of the last movie we watched I can share this one:

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Well, there's a guy named Lee in Utah who doesn't want you to be able to see any of it.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Well, there's a guy named Lee in Utah who doesn't want you to be able to see any of it.

Nah it has nude boobs & butts on the cover

 

[highland145]

The dead hoe stink coming from your basement might....be an indicator.