My gf rocks lol...

[NikPreviousAcct]

I've got one that's got a stick figure on a toilet with a box of E-Z-POOP. Across the top of the shirt it says "Farfrompööpen"

 

[Mr N8]

This is the only weird shirt I have

 

[fredtam]

Also have one that says "Help Wanted: Many positions Available" with stick figures in assorted sexual positions.

 

[monk3y]

Originally posted by: BigSmooth
"Weirdest" would have to be my Mr. Sparkle t-shirt.

Oh that's awesome.

 

[Ness]

I have a large array of Salvation Army specials.

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: xenocyd3
i got a shirt that says i'm rick james bitch! and it has the scene where he slaps charlie murphy

Do you have a pic or link of this? When reading the previous posts I was thinking that a Rick James shirt would kick ass.

Off the top of my head I'd say my fav is Great Expectations. Goodwill/Salvation Army has the best shirts, because they can make you look more interesting than you are, like a marathon runner, charity volunteer, national BBQ contest attendee, etc.

 

[compudog]

Got one that says "I AM ROOT"

 

[spunkz]

my fav was one that said, "do you know how many vegetables were killed to make that salad?"

 

[BatmanNate]

In high school I had one of those "I'm not as think as you stoned I am" shirts, and another with the batman logo but with tits.

 

[Kyteland]

"You're just jealous because the voices talk to me" is the weirdest shirt I have. I rarely wear it.

 

[Kobota]

"i have a drinking problem. Two hands but only one mouth."

 

[Evadman]

I have a Tshirt I made as a joke for some peeps at Home Depot I worked with. It was a top 10 shirt about why Home Depot customers sucked. I need to find it again

 

[apoppin]

"Just Blow Me"
(BubbleGum Surf Wax)

(i gotta be really careful where i wear it)

:roll:

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
I've got one that's got a stick figure on a toilet with a box of E-Z-POOP. Across the top of the shirt it says "Farfrompööpen"

There was another one from that era that had a stick figure on a bike that said "Fartfignewton" (back then, these were the "energy bars" people ate when they rode.) They were both take-offs from the VW ad campaign from the early 90s.

 

[Kobota]

oh i forgot
i saw a shirt that said "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three", and there was a picture of a kola bear and a couple other animals.

 

[Joemonkey]

i have one with a fan and a vaccum cleaner, fan is saying "you suck" vaccum is saying "blow me"

also one with a toilet and toilet paper, toilet is saying "asswipe" and toilet paper is saying "you're full of sh!t"

i also have a shirt that looks like the reebok logo but it says "Beer Ok" instead... for some reason it's a shirt for the band blur

 

[Kadarin]

I have a prototype Rotten Dot Com tshirt that has a great picture of a baby being skewered...

 

[ZeroEffect]

i have one that says
THRASHER
Skateboard Magazine

 

[JoPh]

"damn campers" "will frag for bandwidth"

roommate has a shirt that says "got herpies?"

 

[Actaeon]

Heh, this thread is still up?

My mom bought these weirdo shorts...

whole pants

 

[eakers]

i have a shirt that says "algebra is for lovers" and has some love birds on it. the strangest part is that i bought it from american eagle.

 

[foolish501]

I've got a t-shirt hell "I'm the guy who married Britney" and also a "Sharing is caring f$ck the riaa"

thinking of getting the "I'm the teenage girl you jerked off to in the chatroom" t-shirt

 

[Iron Woode]

I have got 2 of the most awesomest, possibly rudest T-shirts evar!

Ever heard of E. Normus Johnson? Or Big Johnson?

Shirt 1:

Front : shows a guy lifting a barbell with a hot blonde to his right. it reads "Big Johnson Gym: there's always a helping hand for your clean and jerk"

Back: it shows a gym with 3 very busty skanks. it reads "always pumpin' up with a nice clean snatch!"


Shirt 2:

Front: shows a large truck tire. it reads " Johnson Mud Tires - Get Sloppy!"

Back: shows a huge 4x4 going through a mud bog and has 5 huge breasted ladies in the truck. it reads "No hole's too deep or sloppy when you're driving with a big johnson!"

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Man Woman

That's one of the funniest TG shirts I've ever seen.

 

[sd]

I have one my old gf bought me when we were in Chicago. It has spock dressed in a womans S&M costume and it says "Beat Me Up Scottie"