My gf rocks lol...

[sixone]

I made some for the hubby:

"BEER: It's what's for dinner"

"I have two favorite teams: KU and whoever's playing North Carolina"

"Everyone's born right-handed. Only the truly gifted overcome it."

 

[rgwalt]

I have:

"No, I won't fix your computer"

and

"I didn't get the memo"

both from ThinkGeek. They rule.

R

 

[vi edit]

My wife got me from her class bar crawl that has a picture of some guy with a goofy mustache that says "Who wants a mustache ride?"

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
I have one from Express that says "MR RIGHT NOW"

Tight and black

:roll:

 

[MaxDSP]

"weirdest" ones I have are a white PayPal tee and a black NewEgg tee....both free. :beer:

 

[CrackRabbit]

My GF has one that says "If I throw a stick will you leave"
Mine include a Rocky Horror shirt with the lips
a shirt i got at Quintin Tarantino's Film Festival in Austin has a picutre of him made of yellow and blue dots
a "Rated X" film rating T-shirt

 

[weirdichi]

My friend has a faded red "Where's the Beef?" Wendy's t-shirt! Damn that's old school! Another friend had a black old school McDonald's moonman glow in the dark t-shirt. Damn I'm old!!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I don't have any weird t-shirts.


: ) Amanda

you don't have any t-shirts, period

 

[waggy]

heh my dad got me a t-shirt that had dogs having sex. kinda weird

 

[xenocyd3]

i got a shirt that says i'm rick james bitch! and it has the scene where he slaps charlie murphy

 

[weezergirl]

i have a shirt that says udaho not idaho

 

[Kev]

I've seen a few weird ones...

"Rape is no laughing matter/Unless you're raping a clown"

"Im ugly on the inside too"

and

"WWJD/ For a Klondike bar"

 

[saxophonoia]

I have one that says "Detroit where the weak are killed and eaten"

 

[sygyzy]

Evil Doer

 

[95SS]

Donut
Abuse
Resistance
Education

to keep cops of donuts!

G_
F_CK
Y__RS_LF

Would you like to buy a vowel??


Just a couple, I'm sure I have more.

:beer:

 

[tm37]

I used to carer but now I take a pill for that

 

[opticalmace]

um, got a "slackers unite! tomorrow." shirt...

and that's about it.

oh, and a black/red hammer-and-sickle shirt, which i haven't worn in ever. wore that to my history final

 

[Chaotic42]

I have an integral shirt that works out to 42, a Moscow State University shirt (in Russian of course), a Trogdor shirt, a Chairman Kaga shirt, and a Linux '98 shirt that's still in good condition.

 

[Balt]

When i was walking through the pentagon city mall in DC, some girl in a t-shirt shop tried to get me to buy one that said (in very small print on the front): "As long as you're this close, why don't you suck my d!ck"

I explained to her that I had little desire to get slapped in the face constantly. I then left the shop as quickly as possible.

 

[BornStar]

I won one from a university in my hometown that says
"Five guys in stockings and garters, looking to score.

We call it hockey."

I think that's the best I have.

 

[isekii]

I'm gonna have to pick up a shirt from Hollister.

"Get a Forking Job" and wear it around Newark.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: Strangone

Originally posted by: lizardboy
Mine got me one that says "Worst Thread Title Ever"

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

I wore a T-shirt that said "Wish you were here" with an arrow pointing down my wee-wee. I didn't really think anything of it other than a regular shirt. Funny thing is it was one of several T-shirts mom bought me! lol! She doesn't know english very well at all. Then one day it just hit me what kind of shirt I was wearing all along!

So that's why I got them looks from girls walking by me in the mall

 

[SeaSerpent]

I have a black shirt that has a huge bud leaf on it that says will work for weed

 

[FrogDog]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: InstincT
My gf's made it a habit of buying me t-shirts... I got ones that says

"I survived 5th grade", "I do all my own nude scenes", "Morningwood campgrounds - free tents provided", "Polish Pricess (only cause she's Polish"

And now she's gotten me a GO RICKI t-shirt (yes as in Ricki Lake)

What kind of weird T-shirts do you people have?

Your g/friend buys you shirts that only a metrosexual would be caught dead in? :Q

No, his girlfriend buys him shirts that only someone who doesn't give a sh!t that other people might think he's a metrosexual (or some other 'sexual) would be caught dead in. You fvcking people...

P.S. I don't care if you were joking