My employer thinks I am Black or African American

[highland145]

They're called tuggies, not pulleys.

You up for as pull?

 

[Darwin333]

Not. No shackles. You're not for me.

Hey, I'm sure we can find someone to shackle the hell out of you. It's friggen Mardi Gras, you can find whatever you need to scratch any itch!

 

[Darwin333]

They're called tuggies, not pulleys.

When you are performing it it's definitely a tuggie.

 

[BoomerD]

Lots of dingbats here think I'm mexican.

I thought you were Domincan...or Cubano the first time I saw that...now your infamous pirate pic...you look like a honkey.

 

[Thebobo]

So it is basically just a participation award? As if your paycheck and benefits weren't enough of a thank you?

Yea that's all it's nothing special. There is no money involved no special awards ceremony ect. I got a pin and paper at 25 years as well. I won't lie until I got it I never thought much about it but damn 30 years is a fucking long time in one place. Anyway the main goal (and maybe brag a bit) was to show that it took 7 months from the day it was signed by someone whom I have no clues is, to get it to me.

 

[BoomerD]

Op, don’t EVER let the HR people look in your pants...or the illusion will evaporate quickly.

 

[zinfamous]

how the eff do I navigate this new crap? Damn, I'd be loathe to loose @Darwin333 or @Zeze .

what have you been drinking this week?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So no BJ from the mail boy?

What kind of lame-ass jobs give you a BJ from the mail boy after 10 years? At most places you'll earn that in a year or two. A good organization will provide a BJ from an overweight secretary at 5 years and one from a marginally attractive female intern at 10.

 

[FeuerFrei]

I guess once they recognize your race, you'll receive a Racial Recognition award.

 

[radhak]

This has been one of the most hilarious threads I've read here, particularly because I had not seen it before and went thru the whole of it just now... literally lol....

 

[Darwin333]

This has been one of the most hilarious threads I've read here, particularly because I had not seen it before and went thru the whole of it just now... literally lol....

Handjobs are an acceptable form of payment for the entertainment that we have provided you.