My employer thinks I am Black or African American

[IronWing]

Actually I'm pretty sure I'm white as these are my parents.

Can't get any whiter than that.

Hipsters.

 

[highland145]

Oh you did one of those DNA checks? I see one is on sale for $69.

Ancestry. If I had a do over, would have paid the extra for the other one that does the health check too.

 

[IronWing]

Ancestry. If I had a do over, would have paid the extra for the other one that does the health check too.

Don't worry, you're absolutely normal.

 

[highland145]

Don't worry, you're absolutely normal.

That doesn't bode well for the rest of you.

Can I have your stuff?

 

[zinfamous]

these are my parents.

none of this surprises me

 

[cbrunny]

A whole different kind of knifey spooney....

 

[whm1974]

Guess the hair was a give away....


That's the FL tan mom that the reporter supposedly intentionally "filtered" the pic to make her look worse. Recently, iirc, she was pissed at the school for letting her kid get sunburned.

And the face as well. She doesn't have the facial characteristics of an african woman.

What did she do, fall asleep while suntanning nude?

 

[BudAshes]

Actually I'm pretty sure I'm white as these are my parents.

Can't get any whiter than that.

Who knew the swiss invented raising the roof?

 

[shortylickens]

Lots of dingbats here think I'm mexican.

 

[highland145]

Shut up, Julio, and get back on my lawn.

 

[Thebobo]

Lots of dingbats here think I'm mexican.

You're not?

 

[Stopsignhank]

Actually I'm pretty sure I'm white as these are my parents.

Can't get any whiter than that.

Hey, it can happen. These white parents had a black child.

Maybe you are black and you just don't know it yet.

 

[highland145]

lolol

 

[BudAshes]

Lots of dingbats here think I'm mexican.

You are not a bad looking dude. I always figured you looked more like this:

 

[highland145]

Things change.

 

[Thebobo]

Got my ancestry back. I'm so white somebody even added 14% Swedish that I had no clue about.

I used the Estimate version lol and,

 

[highland145]

I used the Estimate version lol and,

lol but you scored 100%. Shorty, image removed, was at 83.

 

[Herr Kutz]

I know this Indian guy with a dark complexion (even for an Indian) who found out the company he worked for had him listed as black. So of course he told him he was Indian. The company relisted him as Native American.

 

[highland145]

I know this Indian guy with a dark complexion (even for an Indian) who found out the company he worked for had him listed as black. So of course he told him he was Indian. The company relisted him as Native American.

Woot, tribal casino check....

 

[Genx87]

Embrace your newly found trans-racial identity. Don't run away from it.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Dude, stay black. It's like 10 times harder to fire you this way. And if you can, get them to change the disability thing so that it shows you as being in a wheelchair. You'd be set for life.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Was your parents' mailman or milk man black by chance?

 

[sdifox]

Lots of dingbats here think I'm mexican.

Bad hombre indeed

 

[Ichinisan]

Lots of dingbats here think I'm mexican.

Ever rape anyone? Murder? Admit it!

 

[highland145]

Ever rape anyone? Murder? Admit it!

He'd be the vic.