My dog ate another phone....,

[randay]

punch him in the stomach 7 times and then once more to dial the humane society.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
My dog chewed up the 5th Comcast remote today. Bastard will go up onto the counter to get it. Leaves the treats and food alone but wants the remote to chew on. Luckily, Comcast doesn't charge me for new ones.

The reason your dog is going for your phone is the same reason why my dog is going for the remote. You have your scent all over it.

I know why he is going after my phones. That fucker heard me getting text messages. I put my sim card in another phone and had it on the table in front of me, I got a call and the bitch dog went crazy looking for the phone! I guess its silent mode from now on.

 

[Cheesetogo]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
He's a puppy still, 10 months old. A puppy from hell. Why the fuck can't he eat shoes like other dogs? Noooo, he has to go for expensive shit like phones.

My shoes cost more than my phone.

The OP's phone cost $400.






...you're not the second coming of CasioTech, are you?

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
ROFLMFAO!!

Almost 30 years ago, our neighbor had a Plotz Hound puppy. The dumb fucker ate some cassette tapes...Your pic REALLY reminds me of the aftereffects...The dog would crap out part of the tape...then as he walked, there was always a big loop of tape that would get caught on something...YIPE!! They'd have to take a pair of scissors and trim the tape everytime the dog crapped...:laugh:

They took the dog to the vet...who told them to let nature take its course...and keep a pair of scissors handy.

Do they make dog rewinders?

Nothing worse than a spooled dog. :laugh:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
He's a puppy still, 10 months old. A puppy from hell. Why the fuck can't he eat shoes like other dogs? Noooo, he has to go for expensive shit like phones.

My shoes cost more than my phone.

The OP's phone cost $400.






...you're not the second coming of CasioTech, are you?

:laugh: not a chance, my shoes only cost more than my phone because I have a cheap-ass phone.

 

[Regs]

lol. That's one hell of a diet you got your dog on.

 

[GTSRguy]

what kind of phone was it? I bet he couldnt eat an iphone or a storm

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: GTSRguy
what kind of phone was it? I bet he couldnt eat an iphone or a storm

my stupid bitch scarfed down three socks, an entire belt (minus the buckle), a few feminine hygiene products from the garbage (along with other unmentionables) and a few other unrecognizable objects... and this was all before she devoured the fucking shoe.

$2500 later, I can feel proud in knowing that my vet has never pulled so much shit out of a dog's stomach, ever.

 

[Beev]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[TallBill]

That's not my dad, that's a phone!

 

[Cuda1447]

First phone he ate was a Mytouch3g. Second one a G1

 

[AMCRambler]

That is pretty funny. Was it on vibrate? I could see that being pretty tempting for a dog. LMAO if she flipped it open while she was chewing on it when the person was calling. They'd hear slurp, crunch, crunch, slurp...dial tone. Too funny.

 

[shocksyde]

Your rage has brightened my day.