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My dog ate another phone....,

Cuda1447

Cuda1447

Lifer
moTHERFUCKING shit bithc!$!$! I hate this mother f'n dog!

Some of you may remember a thread I posted a few weeks back detailing the numerous things my fucking asshole dog has eaten. It seemed like all was getting better. Nothing chewed in weeks. I did my best to keep most stuff out of his reach, but he was doing really relaly good. I have been taking him for walks/runs every morning to keep his energy level low and he has a back yard with two other dogs to play with all the time. Well today is the day he dies. I was outside for 45 minutes mowing my fucking yard (big mistake that was) and the bitch ate my phone. It was up on a counter with my keys/wallet/wedding band and the motehr fucking decided to pull the phone off. The only thing I can think of is that the phone went off, which got him curious and he decided to jump up there and eat anotehr $400 phone.


My friends, say goodbye to my dog. This bitch is dead.
 
:laugh:

I'm sorry, but I would have kicked the dog to the curb the first time. Stuff like that is unacceptable.

Unless we're talking about a puppy or something, yeah.
 
He's a puppy still, 10 months old. A puppy from hell. Why the fuck can't he eat shoes like other dogs? Noooo, he has to go for expensive shit like phones. FUCKING TWO PHONES? You never even steal food off the counter, what the fuck makes you chew the shit out of my phones?!@>K!?"J%K!K!?K
 
Who leaves a troublemaker unattended for any length of time? There's this magical thing called a "crate" ... plenty safe to chew on. Get one, save the dog, kill the owner.
 
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
moTHERFUCKING shit bithc!$!$! I hate this mother f'n dog!

Some of you may remember a thread I posted a few weeks back detailing the numerous things my fucking asshole dog has eaten. It seemed like all was getting better. Nothing chewed in weeks. I did my best to keep most stuff out of his reach, but he was doing really relaly good. I have been taking him for walks/runs every morning to keep his energy level low and he has a back yard with two other dogs to play with all the time. Well today is the day he dies. I was outside for 45 minutes mowing my fucking yard (big mistake that was) and the bitch ate my phone. It was up on a counter with my keys/wallet/wedding band and the motehr fucking decided to pull the phone off. The only thing I can think of is that the phone went off, which got him curious and he decided to jump up there and eat anotehr $400 phone.


My friends, say goodbye to my dog. This bitch is dead.
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Hopefully, that's a joke.
 
Why wouldn't you just start putting that stuff in drawer after the first time it happened?

OWNER FAIL!

KT
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Why wouldn't you just start putting that stuff in drawer after the first time it happened?

OWNER FAIL!

KT
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Yep

Dogs are just like kids. The owner/parent is almost always responsible for it's behavior. Not enough training.
 
My old dog had an appetite for watches when she was a pup. And I still think she ate the remote for my VCR (rendering it useless).

I just waited ten years, then she died. Problem solved.
 
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Obligatory pic of all that remained of Jeeebus' nice dress shoe
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ROFLMFAO!!

Almost 30 years ago, our neighbor had a Plotz Hound puppy. The dumb fucker ate some cassette tapes...Your pic REALLY reminds me of the aftereffects...The dog would crap out part of the tape...then as he walked, there was always a big loop of tape that would get caught on something...YIPE!! They'd have to take a pair of scissors and trim the tape everytime the dog crapped...:laugh:

They took the dog to the vet...who told them to let nature take its course...and keep a pair of scissors handy.
 
My dog chewed up the 5th Comcast remote today. Bastard will go up onto the counter to get it. Leaves the treats and food alone but wants the remote to chew on. Luckily, Comcast doesn't charge me for new ones.

The reason your dog is going for your phone is the same reason why my dog is going for the remote. You have your scent all over it.
 
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