My crotch is wet and now I'm pissed!

[IndyJaws]

I drop by Arby's for lunch today to check out their new buffalo tenders (basically tenders with a buffalo wing sauce and ranch dressing). The guy at the window gives me my Coke and I put it between my legs 'cause my cupholder was broken by the kids the other day. Of course they didn't put the top on right and it pops off when I reach for the bag of food, drenching my crotch in the process.

To top it all off, I had a meeting with the company COO after lunch. Luckily he knows all about trying to find qualified people to work in our stores, so he got a good laugh about it. At least someone did :disgust:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[bigrash]

hahahaha...and I thought these kind of things only happen to me

 

[bozo1]

If you think your Coke was too cold, I'd sue them for freezing your wang.

 

[jjones]

<< My crotch is wet and now I'm pissed! >>


lol, first thing i thought when i saw the title was the sequence of events was backwards.

 

[OrByte]

I think you meant to say i pissed and my crotch is wet.....



:Q

 

[StageLeft]

Serves you right for going to arbys.

 

[Looney]

At was in class one day and needed to take a wizz, so i went to the washroom, and did my business. Then when i went to wash my hand, the basin was extremely shallow, and the water pressure extremely strong. In 2 secs, before i stepped aside, my entire crouch area was WET. Imaging coming back to class after that. :Q

 

[TallBill]

<< Serves you right for going to arbys. >>


hahah, i was just thinking.. skoorb probably got steamed about just the mention of arbys.. let alone a wet crotched roast beef pie-fest

 

[iamshady]

Mmmmm... Arby's...

 

[TallBill]

<< At was in class one day and needed to take a wizz, so i went to the washroom, and did my business. Then when i went to wash my hand, the basin was extremely shallow, and the water pressure extremely strong. In 2 secs, before i stepped aside, my entire crouch area was WET. Imaging coming back to class after that. :Q >>



eh.. so? i soaked myself with urine in the middle of class.. imagine getting up in front of the class after that!

 

[MichaelD]

Hey Skoorb; why the beef w/Arby's? Just curious. I like Arby's...the one right outside my primary place of employment always gives me free "upsizes" (fries/drink) b/c I go there about 1x/week.

 

[TallBill]

<< primary place of employment >>


aka?

 

[cyclistca]

Well I recommend that you never leave the cap loose on your water bottle at work. It can lead to a long work day while you wait for your pants to dry.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Anyone else getting a wet crotch?

Hmm, like this one even better!

This site rox!

 

[MichaelD]

I love those hips on Brooke Kelly! I don't like really skinny girls...nothing to play with.

 

[Bulk Beef]

<< Serves you right for going to arbys. >>


Man, what is with your vendetta against Arby's?? How can you not love curly fries with Horsey sauce?

 

[WaNaNaa]

Terry (or sherry): I'm so hungry I can eat at Arby's

 

[Murpheeee]

Arbys sucks!

 

[PrincessGuard]

<< why the beef w/Arby's?. >>




I used to go to Arby's a lot. Then they jacked up the price and shrunk the sandwiches.

 

[ShadowHunter]

<< I used to go to Arby's a lot. Then they jacked up the price and shrunk the sandwiches. >>



Sounds like the McDonalds/Burger King Syndrome.

 

[MrCodeDude]

My friend works at Arby's. I get tons of free food there
-- mrcodedude

 

[Sluggo]

Last time I got a wet crotch at Arbys they kicked me and the wife out, and threatened to call the police.

 

[Jfur]

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lol, first thing i thought when i saw the title was the sequence of events was backwards. >>