My crotch is wet and now I'm pissed!

IndyJaws

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I drop by Arby's for lunch today to check out their new buffalo tenders (basically tenders with a buffalo wing sauce and ranch dressing). The guy at the window gives me my Coke and I put it between my legs 'cause my cupholder was broken by the kids the other day. Of course they didn't put the top on right and it pops off when I reach for the bag of food, drenching my crotch in the process. :(

To top it all off, I had a meeting with the company COO after lunch. Luckily he knows all about trying to find qualified people to work in our stores, so he got a good laugh about it. At least someone did :disgust:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 

bozo1

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If you think your Coke was too cold, I'd sue them for freezing your wang.
 

jjones

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<< My crotch is wet and now I'm pissed! >>


lol, first thing i thought when i saw the title was the sequence of events was backwards. :)
 

OrByte

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I think you meant to say i pissed and my crotch is wet.....



:Q:p
 

Looney

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At was in class one day and needed to take a wizz, so i went to the washroom, and did my business. Then when i went to wash my hand, the basin was extremely shallow, and the water pressure extremely strong. In 2 secs, before i stepped aside, my entire crouch area was WET. Imaging coming back to class after that. :Q
 

TallBill

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<< Serves you right for going to arbys. >>


hahah, i was just thinking.. skoorb probably got steamed about just the mention of arbys.. let alone a wet crotched roast beef pie-fest
 

TallBill

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<< At was in class one day and needed to take a wizz, so i went to the washroom, and did my business. Then when i went to wash my hand, the basin was extremely shallow, and the water pressure extremely strong. In 2 secs, before i stepped aside, my entire crouch area was WET. Imaging coming back to class after that. :Q >>



eh.. so? i soaked myself with urine in the middle of class.. imagine getting up in front of the class after that! :p
 

MichaelD

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Hey Skoorb; why the beef w/Arby's? Just curious. I like Arby's...the one right outside my primary place of employment always gives me free "upsizes" (fries/drink) b/c I go there about 1x/week.
 

cyclistca

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Well I recommend that you never leave the cap loose on your water bottle at work. It can lead to a long work day while you wait for your pants to dry.
 

MichaelD

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I love those hips on Brooke Kelly! I don't like really skinny girls...nothing to play with.
 

Bulk Beef

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<< Serves you right for going to arbys. >>


Man, what is with your vendetta against Arby's?? How can you not love curly fries with Horsey sauce?
 

PrincessGuard

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<< why the beef w/Arby's?. >>


:)

I used to go to Arby's a lot. Then they jacked up the price and shrunk the sandwiches.
 

ShadowHunter

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<< I used to go to Arby's a lot. Then they jacked up the price and shrunk the sandwiches. >>



Sounds like the McDonalds/Burger King Syndrome.
 

Sluggo

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Last time I got a wet crotch at Arbys they kicked me and the wife out, and threatened to call the police.
 

Jfur

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lol, first thing i thought when i saw the title was the sequence of events was backwards. :)
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