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My crazy (soon to be) ex-roommate...

Anonemous

Diamond Member
Cliffs: Roommate is a douche. Adopts a kitten. Says he wants to kill it because it's cuter than he is. The kitten visited me for a day while I was preparing to move out. Later my roommate takes cat out for an hour and returns without it saying he 'lost it.' I'm very sad. 🙁

Long story below:

So I tell my roommate not to get a pet cat until after I move out and he gets one anyways from the shelter when I'm away on business. It's a loveable white kitten with black ears and striped tail but the first thing the roommate tells me is that he is not a 'cat' person. He went onto explain that the kitten was not obeying his commands and wouldn't let him hold it so he 'kicked it' and now the kitten is afraid of him. I wasn't there when it happened so I thought he was exaggerating and told him to use a spray bottle for disciplining.

A few days later, I see that he and his kitten are getting along so I thought that he was going to keep it. But then he asks me if its illegal to kill cats or if it was ok to just dump the kitten outside. I'm highly disturbed by this and asked what the problem was and he told me that he's jealous of the kitten since it's much cuter than himself. I basically told him to find another person to adopt it or to return it to the shelter which he agreed to do so. Fast forward to today.

I spent the whole day packing for my big move so I left my room open to move things. The kitten visited me and would inquisitively sniff each box. I shoo'd it away from my room so it wouldn't get hurt by my packed boxes but it would return each time to sit by my side as I worked. I had to close my room a couple times because the kitty would play on my laptop or jump into my boxes. I didn't want to get attached to it since I would be gone soon. I even filmed it with my camera as it was playing in my room. I went on packing and eventually my roommate returned and I saw him feeding it by hand. I asked if he had named the kitten and he told me no. I continued on packing my room and I heard my roommate going out.

I took a break from packing but the kitten was nowhere to be found. When my roommate returned an hour later, I asked if he had seen the kitten and he told me he took the kitten out to play and he 'lost it' since the kitten wouldn't come back to him. Words cannot express my anger and frustration with him but I am moving out tomorrow so I just had to vent this out... 🙁

So glad I won't have any roommates at my new place.
 
Once you've moved out, please pm me your roommate's name, address and all contact info. I wish to have a brief but pointed conversation with him.
 
Holy shit thats a fucking psychotic ego, The kitten is cuter than me. Seriously a kitten ranks pretty high up there in the hierarchy of cute things.
 
Might want to write a letter to that shelter to see to it he won't be able to get another animal from them again.
 
I really can't handle people who treat animals poorly. I hope there is a special place in hell for those people.

I'm the first person to put an animal out of it's misery if it's suffering. I'm also fine with hunting and humanely killing animals for food, pest removal, population control, etc. I can't stand people who hurt animals, or kill animals just to kill them.
 
what was the whole point of telling us the shit about it sniffing your boxes? what does that have to do with your roommate?
 
I guess it may seem silly to some of you but I had pets before and if you're going to adopt one you better make sure you can take care of it before committing to one.

I don't know which shelter it is. All traces of the kitten have been removed (carrier/food/litter/toys). There is no proof that the kitten even existed. The only reminder I have of the kitten is in my camera. It didn't even get a name from its owner. 🙁 I hope it's better off where ever he was abandoned.
 
Well, Let me walk ya'll through the basics.

Simply "twist and pull"

Twisting will weaken/shatter their spine, And then you pull for the kill.

Two hands required. Have fun. Try it out. ^_^

disclaimer: this really works, be careful

The ban button really works too. See you in a week. -Admin DrPizza
 
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First off what kind of guy worries about how cute they are? I barley know what I look like. Second you'll never beat a kitten not matter what. He should use that to his advantage...course I don't know about giving protips to some psychometropath.
 
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When people are murdered, ATOT jokes about it. When cats are killed ATOT wants blood. It's amazing how foolish people can be. It's a cat. Get over it.
 
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