My Coworker is dumber than yours

[LS20]

and hes close enough to me that im forced to hear everything (dumb thing) he says

aregjlksdjlksjdflkasdjfasd.. if this continues i will have to jump out a window

:|

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: LS20
and hes close enough to me that im forced to hear everything (dumb thing) he says

aregjlksdjlksjdflkasdjfasd.. if this continues i will have to jump out a window

:|

*opens window*

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

but that pdf file will take up too many kaybees!!!

 

[apac]

I think so Brain, but why does Swiss cheese have so many holes in it?

 

[bucwylde23]

Why don't you just push him out of the window?

 

[K1052]

The person (by person I mean 26 year old guy who still acts like he's the coolest/trendiest fratboy in college) on the other side of my cube wall does almost nothing all day but have the most inane and pointless gossip sessions with his friends over the phone, what's even worse is that we are related.

I'll trade you.

 

[Mo0o]

idk my bff jill

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: LS20
and hes close enough to me that im forced to hear everything (dumb thing) he says

aregjlksdjlksjdflkasdjfasd.. if this continues i will have to jump out a window

:|

Example of said incompetence to humor our day?

 

[ThePresence]

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment. ...

 

[TXHokie]

"I see dumb people... ...they're everywhere... ...they walk around like everyone else... ...they don't even know that they're dumb."

 

[hypn0tik]

Hahahaha. I am just starting my masters and I sit in a room with a bunch of PhDs. Oh man, I'm so noob at times. I guess in my case you could say that I am that coworker and they are probably posting about me on some internet forum.

 

[dainthomas]

"Corporate Counsels Payroll, Nina speaking. Just a moment!"

 

[shiner]

One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Wow, a lot of dumb threads here lately.

 

[ric1287]

secretary here constantly talks about her new workout routine.....while eating a hot pocket.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

Please tell me that's not true.

It's not that I am astounded that someone would want Friday off to read it. But to freely admit it as the reason you want the day off...

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: shinerburke
One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

Please tell me that's not true.

It's not that I am astounded that someone would want Friday off to read it. But to freely admit it as the reason you want the day off...

Sadly it is true.

He also wanted the day off for the following:

WoW expansion being released
LoTR online being released
Sci Fi convention was in town and Nimoy was speaking in the early afternoon.

I'm sure there are more I have forgotten about...

He got none of those days off......I'm surprised he keeps asking.

 

[ric1287]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Wow, a lot of dumb threads here lately.

at least he's not claiming that cuba has no poverty or that he got a job at google.

 

[Cabages]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

:laugh:

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: shinerburke
One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

Please tell me that's not true.

It's not that I am astounded that someone would want Friday off to read it. But to freely admit it as the reason you want the day off...

Sadly it is true.

He also wanted the day off for the following:

WoW expansion being released
LoTR online being released
Sci Fi convention was in town and Nimoy was speaking in the early afternoon.

I'm sure there are more I have forgotten about...

He got none of those days off......I'm surprised he keeps asking.

im guessing he's never applied for a day off to have wild sex with supermodels

 

[LS20]

he doesn't know anyone well enough for them to loan him 20 bucks, yet he walked around and solicited EVERYONE for 5,000$, interest free, with no planned date of repayment, to buy a house many states away

yesterday, he was on the speakerphone with a lender, asking how interest payments work; he thought they were offering 0% on mortgages.

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: shinerburke
One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

Please tell me that's not true.

It's not that I am astounded that someone would want Friday off to read it. But to freely admit it as the reason you want the day off...

Sadly it is true.

He also wanted the day off for the following:

WoW expansion being released
LoTR online being released
Sci Fi convention was in town and Nimoy was speaking in the early afternoon.

I'm sure there are more I have forgotten about...

He got none of those days off......I'm surprised he keeps asking.

And I'm surprised he's still employed.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: shinerburke
One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

Please tell me that's not true.

It's not that I am astounded that someone would want Friday off to read it. But to freely admit it as the reason you want the day off...

Sadly it is true.

He also wanted the day off for the following:

WoW expansion being released
LoTR online being released
Sci Fi convention was in town and Nimoy was speaking in the early afternoon.

I'm sure there are more I have forgotten about...

He got none of those days off......I'm surprised he keeps asking.

im guessing he's never applied for a day off to have wild sex with supermodels

The only sex he ever has that isn't with himself is when he pays for it.

Which he openly admits.....frequently....like it is some damn badge of honor.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: shinerburke
One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

Please tell me that's not true.

It's not that I am astounded that someone would want Friday off to read it. But to freely admit it as the reason you want the day off...

Sadly it is true.

He also wanted the day off for the following:

WoW expansion being released
LoTR online being released
Sci Fi convention was in town and Nimoy was speaking in the early afternoon.

I'm sure there are more I have forgotten about...

He got none of those days off......I'm surprised he keeps asking.

And I'm surprised he's still employed.

He is good at what he does....

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: shinerburke
One of the guys here asked me if he could have Friday off so he could read the new Harry Potter book.

Please tell me that's not true.

It's not that I am astounded that someone would want Friday off to read it. But to freely admit it as the reason you want the day off...

Sadly it is true.

He also wanted the day off for the following:

WoW expansion being released
LoTR online being released
Sci Fi convention was in town and Nimoy was speaking in the early afternoon.

I'm sure there are more I have forgotten about...

He got none of those days off......I'm surprised he keeps asking.

And I'm surprised he's still employed.

If he does his job but is an incredible geek, why wouldn't he be?

Is this a regular job, if so, he's honest enough to not just call in and lie about being sick.