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MY COMPUTER CAUGHT FIRE!!!

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Guys, this thread is a joke.

If we're to take him at face value, he would have to be the most stupid sonuvabitch on the whole planet.

Since clearly he actually has enough motor control to type a message, I'm forced to conclude (reluctantly) that he must be that other unsavory alternative: not dumber than rocks, but meaner than spit. A troll, a troll lives under this bridge..
 


<< Ok, I'll give you that, chemistry might have it's origins based on the atom, but molecular physics is more of a theoretical physics. >>


Please don't give him any credit. He has NO idea what you are talking about. What he quoted was basic Chemistry 101 that was taught in 7th grade (were he presently is). He said physics then backed it up with chemistry facts. Please, he doesn't have a clue!
 
This is my 100th post. Perhaps everybody will forget about it.

I would like to use it to bury this hateful, flameful, and simply nasty thread. Not to mention insulting those who don't take the sciences and math more seriously.



<< Ok, I'll give you that, chemistry might have it's origins based on the atom, but molecular physics is more of a theoretical physics. >>



Thank you for agreeing but your previous posts show that you know nothing about science, perhaps due to a bad teacher. I forgive you. For all of those science know-nots, please get the facts straight.

For those who think that I am a moron who can't opperate a computer, you are wrong. It just so happens that today was a very bad day. I cannot be held 100% responsible for it, AMD must take some blame for not implementing a secure heat control system. I have learned from my mistakes, and I thank the computing community for helping.

Lastly, I don't think that starting a flame just based on a computer combustion incident or a few typos is necessary. I might have made mistakes in my profile, and I thank you for pointing that out.

As for the rest of you, and everything that I didn't touch on because of the hour of night, I wish you well and a happy computing.

-DocSmarts
 


<< This is my 100th post. Perhaps everybody will forget about it.

I would like to use it to bury this hateful, flameful, and simply nasty thread. Not to mention insulting those who don't take the sciences and math more seriously.



<< Ok, I'll give you that, chemistry might have it's origins based on the atom, but molecular physics is more of a theoretical physics. >>



Thank you for agreeing but your previous posts show that you know nothing about science, perhaps due to a bad teacher. I forgive you. For all of those science know-nots, please get the facts straight.

For those who think that I am a moron who can't opperate a computer, you are wrong. It just so happens that today was a very bad day. I cannot be held 100% responsible for it, AMD must take some blame for not implementing a secure heat control system. I have learned from my mistakes, and I thank the computing community for helping.

Lastly, I don't think that starting a flame just based on a computer combustion incident or a few typos is necessary. I might have made mistakes in my profile, and I thank you for pointing that out.

As for the rest of you, and everything that I didn't touch on because of the hour of night, I wish you well and a happy computing.

-DocSmarts >>



Finally, you lay off the crack and came up to your senses. Have a good night dude. 😀
 


<<

<< Ok, I'll give you that, chemistry might have it's origins based on the atom, but molecular physics is more of a theoretical physics. >>


Please don't give him any credit. He has NO idea what you are talking about. What he quoted was basic Chemistry 101 that was taught in 7th grade (were he presently is). He said physics then backed it up with chemistry facts. Please, he doesn't have a clue! >>



I can't believe that I am doing this but:

F#ck you. You probably have not had any science experience whatsoever. Either that or a very bad memory. It is too late and I need rest.

Good Night

-DocSmarts
 
::Sits in a rocking chair on the porch watching these kids go at it::

**I wonder if they'll figure out it's a joke like so many people said....**

::Cackles::
 


With that, he turns and rides off into the GeForce 3 Ti enchanced screenshot of a sunset..................




And someone goes......




Who was that masked...............................................






IDIOT
 
WTF, where have I stated anything incorrectly? I was being glib because I really didn't feel like pulling out my general chemistry notes from high school from five years back. (yes I keep all my old notes and it's saved my butts on several occasions) If you want to have a serious chemistry discussion then join a science club, you can email me and I'll direct you to some. It still doesn't change the fact you made an incorrect statment.

You know, you really are something but since you want to drop the subject then I'll agree to that, I'm late for a Starcraft game.
 


<< For those who think that I am a moron who can't opperate a computer, you are wrong >>



Please! Try installing a spell checker and using it! 😛

If you lost a hair on your head and a tooth from your mouth for every misspelled word and lie respectively, you would have been bald and toothless precisely 6.02 x 10^23 years ago!

Cheers!
 
I'm still trying to figure out the logic of "You need to leave your computer plugged in at all times so that it is grounded."

Ummm, if you unplug the frikken computer you don't really need to worry about the computer being grounded. You just need to worry that you aren't carrying and electrical charge. Why would you work on a plugged in computer??????

 


<< When water is de-ionized, it removes the electrically charged particles through a process called osmosis.
>>



Osmosis? Not only are a total idiot for ruining your comptuer, but you also have no clue about what you're talking about.

Osmosis is the DIFFUSION of particles through a semi-permeable membrane. De-ionization of water is not done through osmosis.



Listen, take this piece of advice. GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. It'll be the best present you'll ever give us.
 
I think this thread should be moved to the appropriate forum.............Highly Technical Forum. There and only there will it get the responses it truly deserves.
 


<< When water is de-ionized, it removes the electrically charged particles through a process called osmosis.
>>


This REALLY has to be a joke. I'm going to bed.


 
I don't see how the system would catch fire. That's completely insane!!! Did the water from the cooler hit the board, somehow sparking a flame? That really doesn't make much sense. 😕
 


<< you realize a p4 runs about as hot as an athlon right?

maybe you should just stick to air cooling.... >>



Hardly. Generaly a P4 system is wayyyy cooler that an athlon system. I've got both... in fact they are similar systems too.
 


<<

<< you realize a p4 runs about as hot as an athlon right?

maybe you should just stick to air cooling.... >>



Hardly. Generaly a P4 system is wayyyy cooler that an athlon system. I've got both... in fact they are similar systems too. >>



True. But a Athlon does not heat up that bad to produce fireworks.
 


<< When water is de-ionized, it removes the electrically charged particles through a process called osmosis. >>



HAHAHAHAHAH! I think that belongs in this list!

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.
A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.
An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that gave a great deal of milk with a bull with good meat.
We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.
English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.
By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep.
If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another individual by accident.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so often in the winter.
The hookworm larvae enters the human body through the soul.
When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.
It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.
Humans are more intelligent than beasts because the human branes have more convulsions.
For fainting: rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.
For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.
For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
For nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body.
For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a blanket for shock.
For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.
Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and west poles.
When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

😀

Cheers!
 
Ok that's enough. Nobody can be THAT dumb right? I sure hope so. This is just some bored kid screwing around wasting our time. I bet he's laughing at all of us too. Freakin PUNK a$$.
 
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