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My co-worker has really bad breath.... how do I break it to him?

MetalMat

MetalMat

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have been working with him for a year about and he sits in the desk right next to me. He is a nice guy, but his breath freakin stinks all the time. It is really kickin today, how do I try to break the news to him?
 
Originally posted by: MetalMat
have been working with him for a year about and he sits in the desk right next to me. He is a nice guy, but his breath freakin stinks all the time. It is really kickin today, how do I try to break the news to him?
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cold hard truth...just come right out with it...he should be able to take it...unless hes a pansy

 
Originally posted by: MetalMat
have been working with him for a year about and he sits in the desk right next to me. He is a nice guy, but his breath freakin stinks all the time. It is really kickin today, how do I try to break the news to him?
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take two out by mistake, take one, and ask him, would you like a breathmint? Got an extra one out by mistake.
 
Originally posted by: MetalMat
have been working with him for a year about and he sits in the desk right next to me. He is a nice guy, but his breath freakin stinks all the time. It is really kickin today, how do I try to break the news to him?
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write to Oprah. she might do a show on it.
 
(Make it sound worse than it is to lighten the blow)
-Hey, dude... uhh... promise you won't get angry for me saying this, but umm... you got some rank breath.
(then make yourself sound like the hero)
-I don't wanna embarrass you or anything, just figured we were friends and it would be better for you to know coming from me than the boss or something.
(prepare for him to turn around and keep quiet in embarrasment or ask for suggestions)
 
grab four co-workers and tie him into his chair. continue to keep him tied up until you've forced down 2 boxes of tic tacs.

Don't say a word about why you're doing this - in fact, don't speak and wear ski masks.

Then untie him and just walk away.

Then when he tells you about what happened - just be like? hm...what's wrong with those guys? Why would they make you eat all of those tic tacs? I suggest eating them more often to stop them from coming back!
 
take a urinal puck from the mens room and shove that bitch in his mouth when he's not looking
 
female: indirect route
male: generally prefer you just state something rather than beating around the bush... men (with superior intelligence) can get over being told something bluntly and don't take it personally.

(note: parenthetical comment is just an attempt to get some lively discussion in this thread) 😉
 
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