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My chicken bit me,,,,

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jupiter57 said:
Well, a calf bit me this morning while I was hand feeding it.
Am I gonna get Mad Cow Disease?
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If you have pigs, your cow probably has some kind of mutant swine flu spongiform.

Bad news, you're going to die.

Good news, your brain will be so far gone, you will not even know you are dying.
 
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jupiter57 said:
Well, a calf bit me this morning while I was hand feeding it.
Am I gonna get Mad Cow Disease?
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pelov said:
I think you mean Bovine spongiform encephalopothy. But, yes, you're going to die of a mushy brain. More worryingly though, your cow may have contracted herpes.

No wonder the price for beef has skyrocketed.
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I've had a mushy brain for a very long time, hasn't killed me yet!🙂

The calf COULD have Herpes, Herpes Zoster, to be specific.
I suffer from "Shingles" occasionally.
 
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