My chicken bit me,,,,

[Texashiker]

should I get a rabies, bird flu or salmonella vaccine?

 

[Oil]

Only warm-blooded mammals get rabies

 

[MayorOfAmerica]

Nice knowing you

 

[Texashiker]

Only warm-blooded mammals get rabies

Chickens are not warm blooded mammals?

 

[irishScott]

Think it's time to put that FAL to good use.

 

[Perknose]

When the teeth of an angry chicken sink into your soft, defenseless flesh, well . . . WAIT! 😱

That's rarer than hen's teeth!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Chicken dinner.

 

[tommo123]

zombie chicken!

 

[Ichinisan]

should I get a rabies, bird flu or salmonella vaccine?

Only warm-blooded mammals get rabies

Chickens are not warm blooded mammals?

Birds are not mammals.

Bird
Mammal



Hint: Birds lay eggs.
Hint: Birds do not produce milk to feed their young.
Hint: Birds have feathers.

 

[jupiter57]

Well, a calf bit me this morning while I was hand feeding it.
Am I gonna get Mad Cow Disease?

 

[Lifted]

Chickens are not warm blooded mammals?

You dropped out of school in... 2nd grade?

😵

 

[Printer Bandit]

if your cock bites your cock, then you should be worried.

 

[destrekor]

Well, a calf bit me this morning while I was hand feeding it.
Am I gonna get Mad Cow Disease?

Thanks. Thanks a lot, ass.
Now we gonna die.

 

[Ichinisan]

You dropped out of school in... 2nd grade?

😵

I think Texashiker might be trolling.

 

[Lifted]

I think Texashiker might be trolling.

You give him too much credit.

😛

 

[IronWing]

Histoplasmosis. Can I have your stuff? Can you ship it so I don't have to go to Texas?

 

[CallMeJoe]

Bragging about getting tapped by your first pecker?

Is this in some way related to your Anderson Cooper thread?

 

[BladeVenom]

I suggest killing it, eating it, and if it tastes good you should be ok.

 

[Texashiker]

Hint: Birds lay eggs.
Hint: Birds do not produce milk to feed their young.
Hint: Birds have feathers.

Platypus lays eggs

 

[zinfamous]

salmonella vaccine?

Oh FFS.....

I weep for your children.

 

[zinfamous]

Platypus lays eggs

The platypus is a monotreme.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I can't believe no one's recommended choking his chicken.

 

[Texashiker]

The platypus is a monotreme.

Why dont you go invent a shigella vaccine, or something else useful to humanity?

 

[pelov]

Well, a calf bit me this morning while I was hand feeding it.
Am I gonna get Mad Cow Disease?

I think you mean Bovine spongiform encephalopothy. But, yes, you're going to die of a mushy brain. More worryingly though, your cow may have contracted herpes.

No wonder the price for beef has skyrocketed.

 

[zinfamous]

Why dont you go invent a shigella vaccine, or something else useful to humanity?

why don't you go create an extensive list of gay celebrities and those whom you suspect are gay.

I'm sure the information will be useful to you...and your kin, I suppose.