My car is getting faster?

[yakko]

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Watch it littleman.

 

[Beau]

I can explain it:

A solar flare reached the earth a couple of days ago and has left residue particles that are tuned to enhance the combustion of the fuel molecules in your vehicle. It's not affecting the any other vehicle because there are physical characteristics of your cylinders that are precisly honed to these particles. It will be a sad day when the last of these particles dissipate, my friend.