Originally posted by: LordMaul
5mm? That's damn tiny, isn't it? Like the circumference of five dimes stacked? I've crapped 8-10 times bigger around than that.
Originally posted by: 911paramedic
I give so much morphine to patients that have stones, they are the male version of giving birth.
Originally posted by: Squisher
Well, I've had 8 kidney stones. I feel a ton of empathy for your boss.
Passing the stone out is usually not the worse part, but getting the stone to go from the kidney to the bladder can be a mother! Imagine someone standing on a pogo stick on your back. After a while you are drained from the constant pain. I've often hurled from tightening my stomach muscles for so long.
The best advice is to drink so much water that you think you're going to drown. I mean to the point where you don't want to leave the bathroom because you know you'll be back in 5 minutes. Also relaxing the muscles in the stomach and back(not easy to do) while walking can help the stone to move.
I stopped getting kidney stones after I stopped drinking alcohol regularly.
But, stones can be caused by many sources, drinking was just my cause.
BTW-they can be orange(oxalic acid), white(calcium), or black(Iron).
Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
what's a kidney stone?
Originally posted by: 911paramedic
I give so much morphine to patients that have stones, they are the male version of giving birth.
Originally posted by: yobarman
wow this sounds like it hurts.
i'd like to pass one just to say i have, then i could survive anything!
Originally posted by: Apathetic
Originally posted by: yobarman
wow this sounds like it hurts.
i'd like to pass one just to say i have, then i could survive anything!
No, you don't. Trust me. Imagine a razor sharp rock slicing its way through from your kidney to your bladder. It causes a lot of damage, which then usually gets infected (it's your urinary tract after all, so it's not exactly "clean"). This same rock then slices it's way out when it passes out from your bladder to your penis.
Dave
Originally posted by: Atlantean
Yikes... is he a good boss or an a-hole who deserves it.
Of course they sent it off to the lab so I didn't get to have it made into a ring or anything.
Originally posted by: numark
Originally posted by: Atlantean
Yikes... is he a good boss or an a-hole who deserves it.
No one deserves THAT much pain, regardless of how bad they are to you :Q
Originally posted by: cornbread
I was just taken to the hospital via ambulance today for my 20th or so stone..this one was particularly bad, especially when my coworkers freaked out. Mind you, my 20th or so in the past year. I never had them before, and I've altered my diet, I drink 1-1.5 gallosn of water a day and follow the diet reasonably. I still get them no matter what. They till me there's nothing else I can do to except deal with it. I have them from sand to 6mm..
Painful but i live with it..