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My 14 year old girl cousin wrote this..

all ah feel is hate and pain ,
nothing left in dis eff?d up world to gain ,
don?t mean to complain ,
don?t kno how to explain ,
it?s drivin me insane ,
no need to blame ,
life?s js a game .

mah blood?s rushinn thru mah veins ,
flowin to da drain ,
might as well blow out mah brain ,
till nothing else remains ,
dayum , dat gonna leave a stain ,
if dey ask jus say ah been slain .

now , got no need to refrain ,
cuz ah got free rein ,
so suck da ?candy cane? ,
eat all da chow mein ,
pop out da champanee ,
hand ova da cocaine ,
fuck me in da rain ,
no reason to abstain ,
dey say ?welcome to da , fast lane ,
we here to entertain? .

get runn ova by a train ,
tied down by a chain ,
strap a bomb to a plane ,
and fly it ?round to spain ,
like saddam hussien ,
covered in butane ,
dayum , gonna burst to flame ,
dat gonna make news main ,
one way to get fast fame ,
da cop?s gonna try to detain ,
but much to der disdain ,
ah say ?elle is mah name? ,
?fuck ya all? ah proclaim ,
den ah pull out mah gun , take aim ,
no shame ,
no pain ,
no gain ,
an ya neva see me again .

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Harvey
Senior AnandTech Moderator
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
all ah feel is hate and pain ,
nothing left in dis eff?d up world to gain ,
don?t mean to complain ,
don?t kno how to explain ,
it?s drivin me insane ,
no need to blame ,
life?s js a game .

mah blood?s rushinn thru mah veins ,
flowin to da drain ,
might as well blow out mah brain ,
till nothing else remains ,
dayum , dat gonna leave a stain ,
if dey ask jus say ah been slain .

now , got no need to refrain ,
cuz ah got free rein ,
so suck da ?candy cane? ,
eat all da chow mein ,
pop out da champanee ,
hand ova da cocaine ,
fuck me in da rain ,
no reason to abstain ,
dey say ?welcome to da , fast lane ,
we here to entertain? .

get runn ova by a train ,
tied down by a chain ,
strap a bomb to a plane ,
and fly it ?round to spain ,
like saddam hussien ,
covered in butane ,
dayum , gonna burst to flame ,
dat gonna make news main ,
one way to get fast fame ,
da cop?s gonna try to detain ,
but much to der disdain ,
ah say ?elle is mah name? ,
?fuck ya all? ah proclaim ,
den ah pull out mah gun , take aim ,
no shame ,
no pain ,
no gain ,
an ya neva see me again .

Yeah, she's twice as intelligent as you are now. Your days as the favorite grandchild are numbered.
 
yes you should be worry, she might have learning disability. I don't think normal 14 year old will be this bad at grammar and spelling.
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
all ah feel is hate and pain ,
nothing left in dis eff?d up world to gain ,
don?t mean to complain ,
don?t kno how to explain ,
it?s drivin me insane ,
no need to blame ,
life?s js a game .

mah blood?s rushinn thru mah veins ,
flowin to da drain ,
might as well blow out mah brain ,
till nothing else remains ,
dayum , dat gonna leave a stain ,
if dey ask jus say ah been slain .

now , got no need to refrain ,
cuz ah got free rein ,
so suck da ?candy cane? ,
eat all da chow mein ,
pop out da champanee ,
hand ova da cocaine ,
fuck me in da rain ,
no reason to abstain ,
dey say ?welcome to da , fast lane ,
we here to entertain? .

get runn ova by a train ,
tied down by a chain ,
strap a bomb to a plane ,
and fly it ?round to spain ,
like saddam hussien ,
covered in butane ,
dayum , gonna burst to flame ,
dat gonna make news main ,
one way to get fast fame ,
da cop?s gonna try to detain ,
but much to der disdain ,
ah say ?elle is mah name? ,
?fuck ya all? ah proclaim ,
den ah pull out mah gun , take aim ,
no shame ,
no pain ,
no gain ,
an ya neva see me again .

I'd definitely worry.
 
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