• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

My 14 year old girl cousin wrote this..

Page 3 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: Syringer
all ah feel is hate and pain ,
nothing left in dis eff?d up world to gain ,
don?t mean to complain ,
don?t kno how to explain ,
it?s drivin me insane ,
no need to blame ,
life?s js a game .

mah blood?s rushinn thru mah veins ,
flowin to da drain ,
might as well blow out mah brain ,
till nothing else remains ,
dayum , dat gonna leave a stain ,
if dey ask jus say ah been slain .

now , got no need to refrain ,
cuz ah got free rein ,
so suck da ?candy cane? ,
eat all da chow mein ,
pop out da champanee ,
hand ova da cocaine ,
fuck me in da rain ,
no reason to abstain ,
dey say ?welcome to da , fast lane ,
we here to entertain? .

get runn ova by a train ,
tied down by a chain ,
strap a bomb to a plane ,
and fly it ?round to spain ,
like saddam hussien ,
covered in butane ,
dayum , gonna burst to flame ,
dat gonna make news main ,
one way to get fast fame ,
da cop?s gonna try to detain ,
but much to der disdain ,
ah say ?elle is mah name? ,
?fuck ya all? ah proclaim ,
den ah pull out mah gun , take aim ,
no shame ,
no pain ,
no gain ,
an ya neva see me again .
Click to expand...

Yeah, she's twice as intelligent as you are now. Your days as the favorite grandchild are numbered.
Click to expand...

Pretty much. Time to for sabotage OP.
 
You would think she could change up the rhyme scheme here and there.
Otherwise it's just normal teenage bullshit.
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are you stalking your 14 year old girl cousin?
Click to expand...

It's posted on her facebook 😕
Click to expand...

i don't read my cousins' facebooks. i don't even know if they have one. hell, i haven't even seen most of them in years.
 
Originally posted by: frostedflakes
At least she didn't use FML...
Click to expand...

That's when I would start to worry.


In all seriousness, someone should approach her about this. My 15 year old son thinks similar in that his life sucks. This from a kid who has a nice room, computer, friends, gets what he needs with very little work around the house. All we ask is that HE DOES HIS F'N HOMEWORK! Is that so hard to do, son! Damn, it's not like I'm asking you to.....oops, sorry got off on a tangent.
 
Originally posted by: Syringer
all ah feel is hate and pain ,
nothing left in dis eff?d up world to gain ,
don?t mean to complain ,
don?t kno how to explain ,
it?s drivin me insane ,
no need to blame ,
life?s js a game .

mah blood?s rushinn thru mah veins ,
flowin to da drain ,
might as well blow out mah brain ,
till nothing else remains ,
dayum , dat gonna leave a stain ,
if dey ask jus say ah been slain .

now , got no need to refrain ,
cuz ah got free rein ,
so suck da ?candy cane? ,
eat all da chow mein ,
pop out da champanee ,
hand ova da cocaine ,
fuck me in da rain ,
no reason to abstain ,
dey say ?welcome to da , fast lane ,
we here to entertain? .

get runn ova by a train ,
tied down by a chain ,
strap a bomb to a plane ,
and fly it ?round to spain ,
like saddam hussien ,
covered in butane ,
dayum , gonna burst to flame ,
dat gonna make news main ,
one way to get fast fame ,
da cop?s gonna try to detain ,
but much to der disdain ,
ah say ?elle is mah name? ,
?fuck ya all? ah proclaim ,
den ah pull out mah gun , take aim ,
no shame ,
no pain ,
no gain ,
an ya neva see me again .
Click to expand...

Bring her over to my place and after a few hours I'll tell you whether you should be worried.
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are you stalking your 14 year old girl cousin?
Click to expand...

It's posted on her facebook 😕
Click to expand...

i don't read my cousins' facebooks. i don't even know if they have one. hell, i haven't even seen most of them in years.
Click to expand...

Some people have close knit families. Other's don't.
 
Teen angst. If you were a girl you'd do something similar. Guys just beat the shit out of each other and set stuff on fire or work on cars.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top