Multiple job offers.

[shortylickens]

are those bottles coming along?

No I finally got into AA.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Assholes Anonymous?

 

[shortylickens]

Assholes Anonymous?

FUCK YOU, PUSSY FACE!!!!




Dammit, now I gotta turn in my coin.

 

[rasczak]

There is a lot of wilderness to make someone disappear in Canada if they touch your kids and pretty weak murder laws.

I think in this case it was child porn not molestation though.

There is no difference IMO.

 

[shortylickens]

I got jury duty.
First time in my 41 years on planet earth.
Wont be starting my new job until at least January 29th.

The coincidence is almost suspicious.

 

[Red Squirrel]

That would suck if the jury duty screws you of the job. Like if the date ends up lining up after the start date or something.

 

[shortylickens]

That would suck if the jury duty screws you of the job. Like if the date ends up lining up after the start date or something.

No they really need people and will probably be hiring all year.

 

[sdifox]

It's jury selection, shorty will be disqualified immediately.

 

[highland145]

It's jury selection, shorty will be disqualified immediately.

Or he'll get on a 6 month trial, the rona will go away 3/15/21 and all jerbs in the country will be filled and the economy back to normal.

Thanks, shorty, for taking one for the team.

 

[sdifox]

Or he'll get on a 6 month trial, the rona will go away 3/15/21 and all jerbs in the country will be filled and the economy back to normal.

Thanks, shorty, for taking one for the team.

dude has criminal record, no way they pick him

 

[highland145]

dude has criminal record, no way they pick him

Not that Hooters thing, right?

 

[shortylickens]

dude has criminal record, no way they pick him

No, I do not. And I will ask you politely to stop spreading lies about me.

 

[highland145]

No, I do not. And I will ask you politely to stop spreading lies about me.

Who the hell is this. Shorty's account has been hacked.

 

[sdifox]

No, I do not. And I will ask you politely to stop spreading lies about me.

err I remember you mentioning that being the cause of you unable to secure employment

 

[Fritzo]

they all pay shit.

I can either work on milk bottling machinery, or industrial HVAC, both are assembly line and require more knowledge than I have but they will train me.

I guess beggars ≠ choosers.

HVAC will lead to more marketable skills IMO.

 

[snoopy7548]

OP, what skills and/or training do you have?

 

[Captante]

I will not lie

There's a big difference between lying and only listing job skills relevant to the position you are applying for. In fact this is both expected AND (usually) appreciated by the people doing the hiring.

If you don't do this you shouldn't be surprised by the explanations you've been given and by most folks just passing your resume right over.

 

[AdamK47]

err I remember you mentioning that being the cause of you unable to secure employment

I thought he said it was from being involuntarily committed.

 

[dasherHampton]

It was really good pay that's for sure. It's true about dying too. We lost a deckhand steaming from Seattle to the Bering Sea. Cap got called back to shore for the inevitable lawsuit.

Gutting fish was the fun part. The first couple days out at sea and the long hours were the parts that sucked for me. Were you out at Ketchikan?

Sorry for the late reply. I didn't even see yours.

I never made it out of my home state so I don't know any local stuff about the industry. I chickened out.