I remember talking to a girl in high school who I thought was unobtainable.. She was definitely a hottie and she had an older hottie sister.. so she was basically one of the most popular girls at her 3000-person high school.
Anyway, I was talking to her and then I heard the sound of someone pissing. Then, I heard a toilet flush. Then I heard a door open and close... The conversation went like this:
blah blah blah (about 10 minutes into the call)
her: ya, we should hang out some time but you'll have to impress me
*tinkle tinkle*
me: I'm totally impressive
*more tinkling*
her: well I'm dating two guys right now so we can be like friends or something
*FLUSH*
me: wtf was that
her: I was peeing.. big deal
me: lol gross
her: whatever, I do it all the time
me: I've never had a girl talk on the phone to me while pissing
*door open and close*
her: well I'm always on the phone.. we can hang out friday if you want
me: you done peeing?
her: ya, I'm in the kitchen now
me: oh
her: so do you want to hang out on friday?
me: I gotta do something then
her: saturday?
*food crunching*
me: I can't believe you didn't wash your hands
her: lol whatever
me: I gotta go
EDIT: lol.. I just realized I used 'lol' to show a phone conversation.. she did laugh out loud.. but maybe I should have put 'haha' there instead.. oh well.. LOLZ
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