"is this the delta house?"
"from now on, they are on double secret probation!!!" - happened to my fraternity for real by the way. incidentally my house is also a delta house
"from now on, they are on double secret probation!!!" - happened to my fraternity for real by the way. incidentally my house is also a delta house
"A swallow, carry a couconut?"
"The only winning move is not to play."
"Nuclear wessels"
"Shut the fvck up Donnie."
"The only winning move is not to play."
"Nuclear wessels"
"Shut the fvck up Donnie."
Ronin
Diamond Member
"Let's try that again".
"Yes, yes. This time without the oops."
"Old and busted....new hotness. Old and busted....new hotness"
"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"You can't handle the truth!"
"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fvckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fvck am I funny? What the fvck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
"Well, I believe in the soul, the co<k, the pvssy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap...I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
"Yes, yes. This time without the oops."
"Old and busted....new hotness. Old and busted....new hotness"
"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"You can't handle the truth!"
"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fvckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fvck am I funny? What the fvck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
"Well, I believe in the soul, the co<k, the pvssy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap...I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
mrSHEiK124
Lifer
- Mar 6, 2004
- 11,488
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1 of those Spy Kids movies, I had to see it with my sisters, oh god I've never missed 5 dollars so much
"Situation normal"
OREOSpeedwagon
Diamond Member
- May 30, 2001
- 8,485
- 1
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Have you seen the "new" cuts of the first and third ones? I haven't yet...
"All after incinerators?"
"Build a fire, sing a few songs, why don't we try that?"
"My mommy said there were no monsters, but there are."
"It won't make any difference."
"We were lost, right, so Harry began feeling around on all the trees."
"Tell me your address there."
"Have you seen this boy?"
"I don't think they make Nikes in her size, Ray."
"A far worse fate awaits you, for when you die it will be... without honor."
"Maybe I'm in the next cell. Maybe I'm just in your head."
"What are feces? Baby mice."
"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks."
"No fighting in the war room!"
"That sounds half baked to me. Oh no sir, it's completely baked."
"A bug that thinks? Frankly I find the idea insulting!"
"It's a power glove."
"You have to use your hands? It's like a baby's toy!"
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
"Now we're all going to die. It's just a matter of where, and how."
"Let's start with the perfect omlette which is made with two eggs, not three."
"I just can't stand the thought of anyone not liking me."
"Phone's ringing, dude"
"They peed on your effing rug"
"Shouldn't they need a permit...I mean, there are laws about, you know, aquatic rodents"
"What the eff are you talking about, Walter? Are you some kind of effing conservationist?"
"They peed on your effing rug"
"Shouldn't they need a permit...I mean, there are laws about, you know, aquatic rodents"
"What the eff are you talking about, Walter? Are you some kind of effing conservationist?"
"The Dude abides"
"You said it man, nobody fvcks with da Jesus"
"Who'm I? I'm a FVCKING VETERAN!"
I love that movie
It is, but I like Braveheart better
Haven't seen this one come by yet:
"I can't see fvckmook! Ihave no eyes!"
(Then again, I haven't read the whole thread)
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