"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
"You were the chosen one!"
"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity!"
"GOSH!!"
"You know, I could burn this place down!"
"Two chicks at the same time."
"PC load letter? WTF does that mean?"
"Lumbergh fvcked her."
"I am the master of the C.L.I.T"
"Bueller"
I'm sure many of those have been mentioned in the thread already, but those are some of the ones I think about. There are many I didn't list, though.
: ) Amanda