"Jaheeze"
"6 dollars.  That's like, a dollar an hour."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"********, don't be jealous because I've been chatting with hot babes online, all day."
"We both know I've been trained to be a cage fighter."
"Tina, you fat lard, come eat some food."
"Tell them that all your wildest dreams will come true."
"You going to eat your tots?"
"I don't have any good skills."
"Aren't you pretty good at drawing?"  'Probably the best I know.'
"Grow up ********, go make yourself some dang case-a-dillas."
"I will build her a cake or something."
"I love technology, but not at much as you, still, I love technology, always and forever, always and forever..." 
Oh, and...
"It took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip."
"Your mom goes to college."