• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Most painfull experience ever..

RichardE

Banned
Grabbed some boxers from the dryer and threw them on right away.

No bounce strips..

Boxers+Pubes = static charge on mai man parts.

Oh, I swear I jumped 4 feet in the air, it still stings 🙁
 
you don't get out much, huh? You wear a helmet, too?

Whenever my back 'goes out' is usually the most painful experience ever. First time it happened I went to the hospital and got a morphine drip. Awesome. Luckily it hasn't happened in over a year.
 
Next time, hold a fluorescent lightbulb up (after you turn off all the lights) and make a bright light.
 
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
you don't get out much, huh? You wear a helmet, too?

Whenever my back 'goes out' is usually the most painful experience ever. First time it happened I went to the hospital and got a morphine drip. Awesome. Luckily it hasn't happened in over a year.

THIS

about 3 maybe 4 months ago this happened to me and I dropped like a rock on the kitchen floor. Pain was INTENSE.

was on my back for a week straight.
 
My most painful experience, was having mono, rupturing my spleen b/c of mono. Internal bleeding b/c of the spleen. and then recovering from the surgery when they took outh the spleen and fixed the internal bleeding problem. Morphine is one hell of a drug. But i do have a cool scar though on my stomach.
 
I got my finger stuck in a fish food dispenser at the botanical gardens and when I pried my finger out part of it was still snagged in the pellet machine =(
 
My most painful exp was breaking my back, compound fracture of my femur, and ripping my arm off in an accident. This pain leads my 2nd most painful exp by a small margin... hot metal zipper on my dong fresh out of the dryer. Never go commando with dryer fresh jeans!
 
broke my wrist in half, one bone on top of the other. Doc snapped it back into place and pain was just too much to describe with words. Then right away a cast was put on really tight and the following swelling was so much worse, was crying in pain after taking 2 t-3's, was 12 years old.
 
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
RichardE, that's nothing.

A hornet once stung me in the ballsack.

Top that.

🙁

That sounds like the result of a very stupid dare.
no, it was the result of a hornet nest (yellow jackets) on my house and them finding a way inside and then to the bathroom. A few were flying around the house and one ended up in my underwear while I was taking a shower. I "discovered" it when I put my undies on.

More painful than you can imagine.
 
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
you don't get out much, huh? You wear a helmet, too?

Whenever my back 'goes out' is usually the most painful experience ever. First time it happened I went to the hospital and got a morphine drip. Awesome. Luckily it hasn't happened in over a year.

I have had this happen twice now, and the last time it was out of the blue. I stepped out of the shower for the first day of my summer session, and it went out. I had to hold myself up on the edge of the counter with my arms for about ten minutes before I could even move.

I've had five shoulder surgeries, broken arm, and an ACL repaired and my back going out far surpassed the rest on the pain scale.

But, like Pepsei said, kidney stones are worse than that even. (Haven't had them, but treated many that did.)
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
RichardE, that's nothing.

A hornet once stung me in the ballsack.

Top that.

🙁

That sounds like the result of a very stupid dare.
no, it was the result of a hornet nest (yellow jackets) on my house and them finding a way inside and then to the bathroom. A few were flying around the house and one ended up in my underwear while I was taking a shower. I "discovered" it when I put my undies on.

More painful than you can imagine.

I think he meant for the hornet ;-)

I bet my tattoo and my dislocated shoulder top phallic static.
 
Originally posted by: jdoggg12
My most painful exp was breaking my back, compound fracture of my femur, and ripping my arm off in an accident. This pain leads my 2nd most painful exp by a small margin... hot metal zipper on my dong fresh out of the dryer. Never go commando with dryer fresh jeans!

WTF?

 
Back
Top