Most painfull experience ever..

[olds]

Not the most painful but mildly amusing.
I was in the 7th or 8th grade. I always wore button fly 501s. It was a warm summer evening and some of us kids were playing with firecrackers.
I took one and placed it into the opening of the crotch made by the buttons so the the firecracker was in mostly in my trousers but the fuse was outside the trousers.
I was going to show off by lighting the fuse then quickly pulling the firecracker out and tossing it.
I lit the fuse and in my haste to grab it I actually knocked it all the way in. I panicked as I imagined my parts being blown to shreds. I started pummeling myself in the crotch area trying to put the firecracker out. Luckily I put it out but I kicked the crap out of myself and ended up rolling around the ground in pain.
To this day (happened around 1971) my brother still laughs like a mad man when he tells the story.

 

[Modelworks]

Internal organs being attacked by anthrax after being injected with vaccine while in the navy. Worst pain I have ever felt. ER doc placed me in waiting room thought I had a stomach ache. When he returned I was laying on the floor coughing up blood. Took me two months to recover and I spent the first half of that in a isolation room with a big red steel door where everyone came in all masked up, etc. NOT FUN!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Not the most painful but mildly amusing.
I was in the 7th or 8th grade. I always wore button fly 501s. It was a warm summer evening and some of us kids were playing with firecrackers.
I took one and placed it into the opening of the crotch made by the buttons so the the firecracker was in mostly in my trousers but the fuse was outside the trousers.
I was going to show off by lighting the fuse then quickly pulling the firecracker out and tossing it.
I lit the fuse and in my haste to grab it I actually knocked it all the way in. I panicked as I imagined my parts being blown to shreds. I started pummeling myself in the crotch area trying to put the firecracker out. Luckily I put it out but I kicked the crap out of myself and ended up rolling around the ground in pain.
To this day (happened around 1971) my brother still laughs like a mad man when he tells the story.

Now THAT explains a helluva lot...😛



For me. the most painful experience, is reading the daily myriad of spelling and gramatical errors on these boards...😛

An occasional misplaced comma or semi-colon is one thing, but some of the posters here are butchers. 😀
How the fuck did youse get yer kolledge degrees?

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
kidney stone is worse....

By the fourth time its a little easier.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: cpacini

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
My most painful exp was breaking my back, compound fracture of my femur, and ripping my arm off in an accident. This pain leads my 2nd most painful exp by a small margin... hot metal zipper on my dong fresh out of the dryer. Never go commando with dryer fresh jeans!

WTF?

Crashing your streetbike and sliding into a guardrail @ 60+mph will do that to ya

 

[Stiganator]

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[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: invidia
Pissing out sharp kidney stones is the man's equivalent to giving birth.

not too long ago, it wasnt unusual for my brother to pass 2 or 3 per week.

his doc has him on dietary restrictions and some meds that have helped tremendously...but that kid looked like death when he had one in his system. i dont even want to know.

 

[Mloot]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: cpacini

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
My most painful exp was breaking my back, compound fracture of my femur, and ripping my arm off in an accident. This pain leads my 2nd most painful exp by a small margin... hot metal zipper on my dong fresh out of the dryer. Never go commando with dryer fresh jeans!

WTF?

Crashing your streetbike and sliding into a guardrail @ 60+mph will do that to ya

Were they able to reattach it and do you have full/partial use of it?

 

[StageLeft]

You know what else is a bad idea? When the muscles on your inner thighs hurt and you put ben gay soothing ointment on them. Can you figure out why this hurts? Hint: It has to do with what else typically contacts that area and probably will after putting the ointment on.

Yeah...

 

[Red Squirrel]

Warning: might be gross:

A few years back I had an ingrown hair on my butt. It caused a huge boile infection. It started off feeling just like a bruise, so while I could not remember any such event, I figured I must of fell hard on my butt at one point and it was just starting to hurt now, but I found it odd when it started hurting more. Then I felt the area and there was a huge lump. I went to the doctor and was prescribed some medicine. Anyway long story short, ended up having to go to the ER a few days later to have it surgically removed. With a tennis ball size cavity in my but cheak, they had to put packing in it and have it changed every 2 days for about 1-2 weeks. When they first removed it they froze it, as soon as it unfroze I was in the most pain ever. The needle to freeze it was also extremely painful. I've had needles before such as when giving blood, flu shot, etc, but have NEVER felt a needle hurt that much. That whole area was just so sensitive it's not even funny. Like playing with a knife on an open wound but worse.

After a few days the surgery passed the pain was gone, thankfully. I probably bent the steel bars on the hospital bed while squeezing it so hard in pain, during the initial stages. I mean, they did everything to ease off the pain, but only so much they could do. 2x Tylenol 3 and 3 ibuprofen helped a bit as well but it just did not cut it.

Oh and playing online games while on your knees and ODed on Tylenol 3 is sooooo coooooool duuude.


I've also had my fair share of bike/rollerblade accidents as a kid but the pain was not really comparable to the boile. I recall one pretty nasty rollerblade wipe out while going down a steep hill and I must of hit a rock or something and rolled down on the pavement while simultaneously scraping skin off. But the scabs after were very fun to remove so it was worth it.

 

[AlienCraft]

Spider bite and subsequent flesh necrosis with re-ocurring bouts of Staph based dermititus.
April of 2004. Not so much now.
The first few skin eruptions were awful.
I had one on each butt cheek, Had that same needle / packing / clean out routine previously described.

I know what people mean when they talk about the "high" that comes behind big pain inducing events.

 

[destrekor]

static can be fun

after wearing one of my white undershirts for the day, when I take my shirt off before bed with the lights out - it's pure entertainment for my ADD. I usually can hear the little crackles of static, but never feel anything, and then I did that with the light off. Hell, I can put one on and then take it off right away and it does the same thing. With the lights out, and white t-shirt, I can see lots of little bright flashes all throughout the fabric. It's so damn cool. 🙂

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: Mloot

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: cpacini

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
My most painful exp was breaking my back, compound fracture of my femur, and ripping my arm off in an accident. This pain leads my 2nd most painful exp by a small margin... hot metal zipper on my dong fresh out of the dryer. Never go commando with dryer fresh jeans!

WTF?

Crashing your streetbike and sliding into a guardrail @ 60+mph will do that to ya

Were they able to reattach it and do you have full/partial use of it?

Yes, they were able to reattach, but no, i have no use of it. Phantom limb pain is excruciating. :-\

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: Mloot

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: cpacini

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
My most painful exp was breaking my back, compound fracture of my femur, and ripping my arm off in an accident. This pain leads my 2nd most painful exp by a small margin... hot metal zipper on my dong fresh out of the dryer. Never go commando with dryer fresh jeans!

WTF?

Crashing your streetbike and sliding into a guardrail @ 60+mph will do that to ya

Were they able to reattach it and do you have full/partial use of it?

Yes, they were able to reattach, but no, i have no use of it. Phantom limb pain is excruciating. :-\

🙁