Most funny user story EVAR!

spidey07

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seeing as there is a stupid user thread everybody will get a kick out of this absolutely true one.

User calls and says she can't get into the oracle database. Ticket is escalated all over IT - from the helpdesk, to level 2, to applications, to databases, to network, etc.

It was determined there had to be a serious network problem going on that required my expertise with routing, switching and detailed packet trace analysis.

So I board a plane to chicago the next day to resolve this very serious network issue.

Immediately plug in sniffer, span the port on the switch and filter on her IP address. Ask her to try to open database. Hmm - not a response time issue as the replies are coming back within 100 ms. Not a bandwidth problem. TCP handshake completing normally, windows and flags look good.

Open full decode of resonse. And low and behold "Password Error"

you have got be f'in kidding me. I go over to her station and have her try again...sure enough she gets a "cannot connect to server" message. I have her click on the details button and it says "username or password incorrect"

I have her take f'in caps lock off.

I'm a hero. :beer:

I am not making this up. You should have seen the scathing e-mail I sent to the director of the apps and helpdesk.

Oh well, least she took me out for "blue martinis" later. mmmm...blue cheese olives.:D

-cliffs-
user can't get to database and takes 7 people a week to figure out it must be a "network problem"
I fly to chicago to do full paket analysis
user needs to turn off caps lock
I get tipsy on blue martinis
 

Turkish

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lol... free trips are always good (assuming you had a night to spend there ;))
 

yllus

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Aug 20, 2000
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You had to take a plane ride to solve a user issue which turned out to be the Caps Lock button being left on?! :Q :Q :Q

How far was the trip?
 

MrDudeMan

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Jan 15, 2001
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....was there no one closer? what kind of backward ass company makes you fly to fix someones computer? it would be cheaper to get someone local to come look at it.
 

PCMarine

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Originally posted by: yllus
You had to take a plane ride to solve a user issue which turned out to be the Caps Lock button being left on?! :Q :Q :Q

How far was the trip?

Haha, that's gold
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
....was there no one closer? what kind of backward ass company makes you fly to fix someones computer? it would be cheaper to get someone local to come look at it.

because a full network analysis was needed (or so every yahoo that had looked at it...all college educated with 5 years experience, some 10) and you can only do a full one when you're directly attached to the switch. No way to span across a WAN.
 

Anubis

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Aug 31, 2001
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this is pretty dumb

My friend Brad is a east Asian studies major, don?t know why seeing as hes a skinny white boy from Virginia, anyway he has a thesis due in may, 50-70 pages, he doesn?t have a comp so he writes it in the lib or comp lab and saves it to his new USB pen drive, and for some reason only to that, not to a floppy not to a network drive just the pen drive. so 1 day he walking in the lib and bumps into a desk and burses his hand, he all pissed off cause it hurts and so pissed off that after he leaves the lib he spikes his keys onto the ground, his pen drive is on his keys, the thing blew up, it was gone, seeing as he doesn?t have another copy someplace we all ask him WTF he did, he says " i had a hard copy of about 22 pages, so i just typed it all back in" " took me 3 days but i have it"

saving it to a floppy would have taken 3 seconds
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Anubis

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tbqhwy.com
Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Oh, and for the record.....
This is the funniest story ever.

holy crap i fell off my chair while reading that story!!! LMAOROFL!

holy crap

my boss just came in and said" i think thats the first time ive ever seen you laugh till your face turned red"
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: Jgtdragon
What a waste of money.

nah, the martinis were on her. I wouldn't really call it a waste.

The plane ticket on the otherhand was like 1500 bucks since I booked the day before the flight.